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    Talking dog.

    Campbell Brodie
    Campbell Brodie

    Scotland Male Posts : 52166
    Join date : 2011-08-13
    Age : 64
    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Sat 15 Feb 2014 - 10:13

    A man sees a sign outside a house -
    'Talking Dog For Sale .'
    He rings the bell, the owner appears
    And tells him the dog can be viewed in the back garden.
    The man sees a very nice looking Labrador Retriever sitting there.
    "Do you really talk?" he asks the dog.
    "Yes," the Labrador replies.
    After recovering from the shock of hearing the dog talk,
    The man asks, "So, tell me your story."
    The Labrador looks up and says,
    "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young.
    I wanted to help the government, so I told MI5.
    In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country
    Sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders.
    Because no one imagined that a dog would be eavesdropping,
    I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years."
    "But the jetting around really tired me out,
    And I knew I wasn't getting any younger
    So I decided to settle down.
    I signed up for a job at Heathrow Airport
    To do some undercover security work,
    Wandering near suspicious characters and listening in.
    I uncovered some incredible dealings
    And was awarded several medals.
    I got married, had a few puppies, and now I've just retired."
    The man was amazed
    He goes back into the house and asks the owner
    How much he wants for the dog.
    "Ten quid," the owner says.
    "£10.....!!? But this dog is absolutely amazing!
    Why on earth are you selling him so cheaply?"
    "Because he's a lying bar steward,
    He's never been out of the garden.

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