This is from Cunningham
A man was dining alone in a fancy restaurant and there was a
sitting at the next table..He had been checking
her out since he sat down,
but lacked the nerve to talk with her.
Suddenly she sneezed, and her
glass eye came flying out of its socket towards the man. He reflexively reached
out, grabbed it out of the air, and handed it back.
'Oh my, I am so
sorry,' the woman said, as she popped her eye back in place. 'Let me buy your
dinner to make it up to you.'
They enjoyed a wonderful dinner together,
and afterwards they went to the theatre followed by drinks... They talked, they
laughed, she shared her deepest dreams and he shared his. She listened to him
After paying for everything, she asked him if he would
like to come to her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast. They had a
wonderful, wonderful time.
The next morning, she cooked a gourmet meal
with all the trimmings. The guy was amazed. Everything had been so
'You know,' he said, 'you are the perfect woman.. Are you
this nice to every guy you meet?'
'No,' she replies. ........
for it .... ........
coming ..... ....
suspense is killing you, isn't it?
She said ... .....
just happened to catch my eye.'
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