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    You caught my eye

    Mermaid
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    Scotland Female Posts : 9817
    Join date : 2011-08-14
    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Mermaid on Mon 10 Oct 2011 - 22:51





    This is from Cunningham

    A man was dining alone in a fancy restaurant and there was a
    gorgeous redhead
    sitting at the next table..He had been checking
    her out since he sat down,
    but lacked the nerve to talk with her.

    Suddenly she sneezed, and her
    glass eye came flying out of its socket towards the man. He reflexively reached
    out, grabbed it out of the air, and handed it back.

    'Oh my, I am so
    sorry,' the woman said, as she popped her eye back in place. 'Let me buy your
    dinner to make it up to you.'

    They enjoyed a wonderful dinner together,
    and afterwards they went to the theatre followed by drinks... They talked, they
    laughed, she shared her deepest dreams and he shared his. She listened to him
    with interest.

    After paying for everything, she asked him if he would
    like to come to her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast. They had a
    wonderful, wonderful time.

    The next morning, she cooked a gourmet meal
    with all the trimmings. The guy was amazed. Everything had been so
    incredible!

    'You know,' he said, 'you are the perfect woman.. Are you
    this nice to every guy you meet?'

    'No,' she replies. ........
    ..





    Wait
    for it .... ........



    It's
    coming ..... ....



    The
    suspense is killing you, isn't it?

    She said ... .....

    'You
    just happened to catch my eye.'





















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    Live life to the full now or it could be too late
    Mcqueen
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    England Male Posts : 28708
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    Age : 65
    Location : England

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    Post by Mcqueen on Mon 10 Oct 2011 - 22:53

    Are you not putting the other email on that he sent You caught my eye 1695130124 You caught my eye 3077217049
    cunningham
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    Wales Male Posts : 3211
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    Age : 65
    Location : in the dog house

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    Post by cunningham on Mon 10 Oct 2011 - 22:55

    Underdog wrote:Are you not putting the other email on that he sent You caught my eye 1695130124 You caught my eye 3077217049
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    Mermaid
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    Scotland Female Posts : 9817
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    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Mermaid on Mon 10 Oct 2011 - 22:57

    Underdog wrote:Are you not putting the other email on that he sent You caught my eye 1695130124 You caught my eye 3077217049

    No You caught my eye 3707059870



    Live life to the full now or it could be too late
    Mcqueen
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    England Male Posts : 28708
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    Age : 65
    Location : England

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    Post by Mcqueen on Mon 10 Oct 2011 - 22:57

    oooo, Dont upset the natives, You caught my eye 3979496955
    cunningham
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    Post by cunningham on Mon 10 Oct 2011 - 22:58

    Mermaid wrote:
    Underdog wrote:Are you not putting the other email on that he sent You caught my eye 1695130124 You caught my eye 3077217049

    No You caught my eye 3707059870
    coward.You caught my eye 3025408739
    Mcqueen
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    England Male Posts : 28708
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    Post by Mcqueen on Mon 10 Oct 2011 - 23:02

    Sensible more like, You caught my eye 2908439648
    cunningham
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    Post by cunningham on Mon 10 Oct 2011 - 23:11

    Underdog wrote:Sensible more like, You caught my eye 2908439648
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