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    How to tell the sex of a fly

    Gypsy
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    Post by Gypsy on Sun 9 Oct 2011 - 23:42

    A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter

    "What are you doing?" She asked.

    "Hunting Flies" He responded.

    "Oh! Killing any?" She asked.

    "Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.

    Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell them apart?"

    He responded, 3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone.
    Campbell Brodie
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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Mon 10 Oct 2011 - 9:47

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    betty swollocks
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    Post by betty swollocks on Mon 10 Oct 2011 - 10:25

    If a fly is called a fly because it can fly, why isn't a fish called a swim ?
    If a fly had had no wings would it have been called a walk ?



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    Post by Topdog on Mon 10 Oct 2011 - 11:09

    We don't get fly's in our house, can't say why as will get roasted.
    betty swollocks
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    Post by betty swollocks on Mon 10 Oct 2011 - 11:26

    Topdog wrote:We don't get fly's in our house, can't say why as will get roasted.

    Is it something to do with your neighbours ?



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    Post by Topdog on Mon 10 Oct 2011 - 11:49

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    Perfectspecimen
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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Mon 10 Oct 2011 - 18:08

    Live next to sewage works like Cru?



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