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    I'm a dutchman

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    Post by Mcqueen on Sun 9 Oct 2011 - 22:51

    I met a dutchman yesterday with sat nav built into his shoes,,,
    Clever clogs I'm a dutchman 3077217049
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    Post by cunningham on Sun 9 Oct 2011 - 22:53

    Underdog wrote:I met a dutchman yesterday with sat nav built into his shoes,,,
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    van cobblerI'm a dutchman 3025408739
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    Post by Mcqueen on Sun 9 Oct 2011 - 22:55

    Load of cobblers more like, At the next roundabout take the third exit, Turn around when possible, Please shut the feck up,
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    Post by cunningham on Sun 9 Oct 2011 - 23:04

    Underdog wrote:Load of cobblers more like, At the next roundabout take the third exit, Turn around when possible, Please shut the feck up,
    you got one of them tom toms then? i borrowed one last week to go to scarborough, i couldnt shut the bitch up.i said look bitch who is driving this fecking car me or thee?
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    Post by Topdog on Sun 9 Oct 2011 - 23:16

    Bloody Hell even I know my way to Scarbs. I'm a dutchman 3025408739
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    Post by cunningham on Mon 10 Oct 2011 - 9:52

    Topdog wrote:Bloody Hell even I know my way to Scarbs. I'm a dutchman 3025408739
    as it happened, so did i ,had to show the bitch on the tom tom, hope she remembers .I'm a dutchman 1498946960 I'm a dutchman 3025408739
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    Post by Topdog on Mon 10 Oct 2011 - 11:11

    I believe those TOM TOM narrators are Pikies, they keep wanting to turn into fields.I'm a dutchman 3025408739
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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Mon 10 Oct 2011 - 18:06

    Scarborough would be nice if wasn't full of piss heads and chavs.



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    Post by betty swollocks on Mon 10 Oct 2011 - 18:30

    Perfectspecimen wrote:Scarborough would be nice if wasn't full of piss heads and chavs.

    Try going when it's not Scottish fortnight. I'm a dutchman 612048519
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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Mon 10 Oct 2011 - 18:48

    Och aye.......I'm a dutchman 209286996 This is the local Taxi.



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    Post by cunningham on Mon 10 Oct 2011 - 18:48

    Perfectspecimen wrote:Scarborough would be nice if wasn't full of piss heads and chavs.
    yep they should deport them to bridlington,that would liven the weary bloody place up a bit.I'm a dutchman 3025408739
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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Mon 10 Oct 2011 - 19:06

    Not been there, populated by people even older than us then is it? I'm a dutchman 844491368



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    Post by cunningham on Mon 10 Oct 2011 - 19:09

    Perfectspecimen wrote:Not been there, populated by people even older than us then is it? I'm a dutchman 844491368
    if the world had piles,they would be in bridlington.I'm a dutchman 1498946960
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    Post by Mcqueen on Mon 10 Oct 2011 - 20:36

    Full of dhss now that holiday makers dont use the b&b's,
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    Post by cunningham on Mon 10 Oct 2011 - 22:09

    Underdog wrote:Full of dhss now that holiday makers dont use the b&b's,
    is it where you went for wakes week as a youngster reg? we went to blackpool.
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    Post by Mcqueen on Mon 10 Oct 2011 - 22:17

    Went to brid a lot when the kids was young, Stayed in sewerby village, either walked into town or took the cliff top train, Nearly bought a cottage in sewerby when i was 28ish, The ship inn on a night time, Fish and chip supper, But something got in the way, Great days though,
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    Post by cunningham on Mon 10 Oct 2011 - 22:22

    Underdog wrote:Went to brid a lot when the kids was young, Stayed in sewerby village, either walked into town or took the cliff top train, Nearly bought a cottage in sewerby when i was 28ish, The ship inn on a night time, Fish and chip supper, But something got in the way, Great days though,
    i did notice the ship innI'm a dutchman 3430903765
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    Post by Topdog on Mon 10 Oct 2011 - 23:23

    Perfectspecimen wrote:Scarborough would be nice if wasn't full of piss heads and chavs.
    Howard is back home, so just the Chav's left now. 🤣
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    Post by cunningham on Mon 10 Oct 2011 - 23:29

    Topdog wrote:
    Perfectspecimen wrote:Scarborough would be nice if wasn't full of piss heads and chavs.
    Howard is back home, so just the Chav's left now. I'm a dutchman 3077217049
    had a good session on the monday in scarbourogh wetherspoons, guiness at £1.99 a pint.I'm a dutchman 1251549321
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    Post by Topdog on Mon 10 Oct 2011 - 23:37

    Weatherspoons, funny place some are disgusting and others are fabulous, always cheap beer though
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    Post by cunningham on Mon 10 Oct 2011 - 23:42

    Topdog wrote:Weatherspoons, funny place some are disgusting and others are fabulous, always cheap beer though
    you are right there.the one in scarborough was ok. the one in brid was rough.
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    Post by Topdog on Tue 11 Oct 2011 - 0:02

    Went to a fab one in Luton once. Flying out for a cruise and stayed the night in Luton town centre. There is one in Brum that is good for a curry, well it would be wouldn't it.

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