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    The Silent Fart

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    BobMac
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    The Silent Fart

    Post by BobMac on Wed 29 Jan 2014 - 18:09

    Doctor -"What seems to be the problem today?"
    Patient, "Well Doc, I've got the farts ... I mean I fart all the time"
    Doctor nods, "Hmm."
    Patient, "Funny enough, my farts do not stink and you can't hear them. I fart all the time, we've been talking for about 10 minutes or so and I've farted five times. You didn't hear them and you don't smell them, did you?"
    "Hmm," says the Doctor, Doc picks up his pad and writes out a prescription.
    Patient is thrilled "Doc this prescription, will really clear up my farts?"
    "No," sighs the Doctor, "The prescription is to clear your sinuses. Next week we'll get you back for a hearing test."



    Gypsy
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    Re: The Silent Fart

    Post by Gypsy on Wed 29 Jan 2014 - 18:24

    I thought I had just replied to this, that is twice I have had a glitch since logging on tonight.

    Anyway I thought it was funny.    
    Mermaid
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    Re: The Silent Fart

    Post by Mermaid on Wed 29 Jan 2014 - 18:28

    made me giggle



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    Campbell Brodie
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    Age : 63
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    Re: The Silent Fart

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Wed 29 Jan 2014 - 18:32

    Gypsy wrote:I thought I had just replied to this, that is twice I have had a glitch since logging on tonight.  

    Anyway I thought it was funny.      

    Nowt to do with me M...   



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    Topdog
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    Re: The Silent Fart

    Post by Topdog on Wed 29 Jan 2014 - 18:57

    Funny, I thought a kite for the wind was being offered

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