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    Man Flu - Early Symptoms

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    Mcqueen
     
     

    England Male Posts : 24222
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    Age : 63
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    Re: Man Flu - Early Symptoms

    Post by Mcqueen on Mon 27 Jan 2014 - 21:52

    Felt a bit strange all day ( More than usual ) Had my tea and fell asleep for an hour and a half    Janet said i was shouting and cursing in the middle of the night, That jogged my memory,
    I had a fight with the bassa brother and he had a lions head on him, he was biting and scratching me while we fought on the floor, I killed the kent in the end and fell into a deep sleep,   
    Sounds to me like i need counciling and pointing in the right direction,   
    Somebody said i need to write everything down then burn it, just to clear my mind up   
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    3rdforum
     
     

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    Re: Man Flu - Early Symptoms

    Post by 3rdforum on Mon 27 Jan 2014 - 22:07

    No. 13

    I'll tag along with you while you got clothes shopping






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    pat4fun
     
     

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    Re: Man Flu - Early Symptoms

    Post by pat4fun on Tue 28 Jan 2014 - 9:48

    No14 - 'Here babe, you have the TV remote'

    This one is especially worrying while any channel is showing sport
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    Re: Man Flu - Early Symptoms

    Post by pat4fun on Tue 28 Jan 2014 - 9:52

    No15 - Smelling bacon cooking and walking away

    (Please call 112 if I ever do this)



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    Topdog
     
     

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    Re: Man Flu - Early Symptoms

    Post by Topdog on Tue 28 Jan 2014 - 10:22

    Dog needs walking to the pub, dear.
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    Campbell Brodie
     
     

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    Re: Man Flu - Early Symptoms

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Tue 28 Jan 2014 - 17:02

    That dream is probably full of deep meaning Reg...probably means you don't like him!  



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    Mcqueen
     
     

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    Re: Man Flu - Early Symptoms

    Post by Mcqueen on Tue 28 Jan 2014 - 17:32

      Janet said the same thing,   ,
    I like human behavior, you can work out what people have going on in their minds,
    Last time my 2 surviving brothers and me met i was trying my best to sort things out, Eldest is as much use as Haley Cropper, he sits saying nothing, just watches me and the other going at it,
    Suddenly he blurts out "I helped you buy your Rolls Royce"   this is 32 years ago ?
    I said " I payed for it myself " - " Yeh but i helped you " " Your my brother " I said." Yeh but i helped you " WTF are you going on about that for, what has that got to do with anything, "I'm just saying "    So from that he begrudged me having a Roller all them years ago, Amazing what bothers folk,
    You would think he would be pleased, Nah, Hated the idea, And it still bothers him,
    I swear to God i have tried my utmost best with him, But its obvious he has the biggest AXE to grind i ever come across,
    I cant change history, I cant buy my way out of it, But its wearing me down now, Lion my arse,
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    Re: Man Flu - Early Symptoms

    Post by Topdog on Tue 28 Jan 2014 - 17:36

    My bro was similar, I nicked his roller, got a slap from mum but I kept the laces.
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    Mcqueen
     
     

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    Re: Man Flu - Early Symptoms

    Post by Mcqueen on Tue 28 Jan 2014 - 17:46

    Depending on who go's next i have a plan that will shake him to the core,
    If he wants to think like that about his youngest brother i will give him a reason to,
    Now that dosent sound very nice but i have had enough, I wish i could switch off but you just cant,
    The Kents going to get it, Or not in this case,   , Eldest said " Ooo i hope i'm around to see that, I thought by the looks of you i wouldnt bet on it,   

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