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    Man Flu - Early Symptoms

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    Man Flu - Early Symptoms

    Post by pat4fun on Mon 20 Jan 2014 - 14:04

    Man Flu is always fatal.  There may be remissions when the victim seems back to normal, but though it may take 20 / 30 /even 50 years it will be fatal in the end.  Like all illnesses if tackled early, in the Man Chill or even Man Cold stages there may be hope and it will not develop into full blown Man Flu.  So please add early symptoms you have noticed here so we can be the definitive source of information and help Men world wide.

    No1 - Thinking when asked 'Do you want another drink?'

    No2 - Not noticing the girl in a micro bikini standing behind you

    And remember Man Chill can be cured by lots of vitamin C (diluted in vodka), comfort food and TLC!
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    Re: Man Flu - Early Symptoms

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    Re: Man Flu - Early Symptoms

    Post by Mermaid on Mon 20 Jan 2014 - 15:10

    are we been encouraged to drink?



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    Re: Man Flu - Early Symptoms

    Post by pat4fun on Mon 20 Jan 2014 - 15:26

    Well Dr Who fixes most things with a screwdriver so it's worth a try on Man Chill ...

    Personally I think the government should award a massive grant for research into any connection between alcohol and the onset of man flu.



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    Re: Man Flu - Early Symptoms

    Post by Gypsy on Mon 20 Jan 2014 - 15:29

    I think you will have a supporter in McQueen, he has recently had man flu
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    Re: Man Flu - Early Symptoms

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Mon 20 Jan 2014 - 16:19

    Pat, I've shortened your username, we don't use e-mail links as usernames.   Oh! Welcome to the forum!   



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    Re: Man Flu - Early Symptoms

    Post by Mcqueen on Mon 20 Jan 2014 - 19:57

    Mines pneumonia, but i just work through it    Janet has it now and asked how i managed to get out of bed, Mans stuff dear, you wont understand   
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    Re: Man Flu - Early Symptoms

    Post by Mcqueen on Tue 21 Jan 2014 - 9:46

    Just been round to the Doctors, He said i had Flu but just turned the corner, But he did say becarefull it can sneak back and really knock you for 6,    Steam is good for you, get in the shower or get your head over a bowl of hot water,    Blimey.
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    Re: Man Flu - Early Symptoms

    Post by pat4fun on Tue 21 Jan 2014 - 10:21

    No3 - Hearing yourself say 'Is there salad with that?'

    Remember it's spotting these very early signs of illness that can save lives



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    Re: Man Flu - Early Symptoms

    Post by innit on Tue 21 Jan 2014 - 12:58

    No flu jab then Reg ? as they are free for you I thought you must have had one.
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    Re: Man Flu - Early Symptoms

    Post by 3rdforum on Tue 21 Jan 2014 - 13:25

    pat4fun wrote:No3 - Hearing yourself say 'Is there salad with that?'

    Remember it's spotting these very early signs of illness that can save lives
         Never been that ill!






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    Re: Man Flu - Early Symptoms

    Post by Mcqueen on Tue 21 Jan 2014 - 14:00

    innit wrote:No flu jab then Reg ? as they are free for you I thought you must have had one.

    Had a flu jab in november, Must have been faulty   ,
    Doctor asked about that. He did it.   Janet had one at the same time,   
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    Re: Man Flu - Early Symptoms

    Post by Adam Mint on Tue 21 Jan 2014 - 15:00

    Mcqueen wrote:Just been round to the Doctors, He said i had Flu but just turned the corner, But he did say becarefull it can sneak back and really knock you for 6,    Steam is good for you, get in the shower or get your head over a bowl of hot water,    Blimey.

    Picked up some sort of bug when out in Benedorm November, probably got it on the plane on the way out as started feeling rough when there, flue type symptoms but no cold, had to go to docs mid December as was getting no better plus had also now got a cough, course of antibiotics, finished the antibiotics but knew it had not gone, was feeling 99%, but knew I was not 100%, sure enough symptoms slowly came back, phoned docs yesterday, first appointment next Monday the 27th...

    Have noticed alcohol gives temporary relief...

      
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    Re: Man Flu - Early Symptoms

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Tue 21 Jan 2014 - 16:45

    No.4. "Shall we get a Weightwatcher meal?"   



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    Re: Man Flu - Early Symptoms

    Post by 3rdforum on Tue 21 Jan 2014 - 17:43

    No 5 "You drive"






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    Re: Man Flu - Early Symptoms

    Post by pat4fun on Tue 21 Jan 2014 - 19:38

    Love it! Please keep them coming!!



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    Re: Man Flu - Early Symptoms

    Post by Gypsy on Tue 21 Jan 2014 - 22:57

    No 6 - We men take the bullet of this most heinous virus so that women don’t have to suffer.   
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    Re: Man Flu - Early Symptoms

    Post by 3rdforum on Tue 21 Jan 2014 - 22:59

    So true that






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    Re: Man Flu - Early Symptoms

    Post by pat4fun on Wed 22 Jan 2014 - 11:06

    No7 - "Not now babe"



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    Re: Man Flu - Early Symptoms

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Wed 22 Jan 2014 - 16:02

    No. 8 This women's beach volleyball is rubbish...



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    Re: Man Flu - Early Symptoms

    Post by pat4fun on Thu 23 Jan 2014 - 9:27

    No9 - Let's go shopping together this Saturday afternoon



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    Re: Man Flu - Early Symptoms

    Post by 3rdforum on Thu 23 Jan 2014 - 15:41

    No 10. Putting the xmas decorations in the attic in January






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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Thu 23 Jan 2014 - 18:18

    I've got a headache dear.



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    Re: Man Flu - Early Symptoms

    Post by pat4fun on Sat 25 Jan 2014 - 12:36

    No 11 - You get off to the club babe, I'll do the washing up

    Any one of these early symptoms should be taken to mean 'Take Great Care', any two, well ....
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    Re: Man Flu - Early Symptoms

    Post by Gypsy on Sat 25 Jan 2014 - 13:48

    No 12: Here's my bank car and my PIN number go and enjoy yourself.

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