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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Sat 18 Jan 2014 - 15:10

    Got this in an e-mail from Reg... David Beckham 3025408739 

    David Beckham gets into a taxi
    and he sees the driver looking
    at him in the rear view mirror.

    After about 5 minutes the driver says
    "OK give me a clue"
    Beckham says "I had a glittering career
    at Manchester United, played in America
    and got over a 100 caps for England, is that enough ?"

    Driver replies "No you thick twat, where do you want to go ?"




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    Post by 3rdforum on Sat 18 Jan 2014 - 15:13

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    Post by Adam Mint on Sat 18 Jan 2014 - 16:09

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    Post by Topdog on Tue 28 Jan 2014 - 9:08

    David Beckham 3025408739  David Beckham 3025408739 David Beckham goes in a library and says aloud, "cheese burger and chips please", Librarian says, " shush David this is a library". David whispers, "sorry, cheese burger and chips please"
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    Post by 3rdforum on Tue 28 Jan 2014 - 9:43

    Ah the old ones are...............still shite






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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Tue 28 Jan 2014 - 16:59

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    Post by Topdog on Tue 28 Jan 2014 - 17:27

    David Beckham went into a pet shop and ask for a kilo of bird seed. Shop owner ask, how many birds you got David. Beckham replies, none yet, I am going to grow some.
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    Post by Mcqueen on Tue 28 Jan 2014 - 17:35

    David Beckham 3025408739  All that dosh and you cant change peoples views that he is thick,  David Beckham 1498946960 
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    Post by Topdog on Tue 28 Jan 2014 - 17:46

    Posh and Becks were seen outside their house trying to force the lock their car with a coathanger. David says, you better hurry Vicki, its starting to rain and you left the top down.

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