David Beckham gets into a taxi
and he sees the driver looking
at him in the rear view mirror.
After about 5 minutes the driver says
"OK give me a clue"
Beckham says "I had a glittering career
at Manchester United, played in America
and got over a 100 caps for England, is that enough ?"
Driver replies "No you thick twat, where do you want to go ?"