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    Gypsy
     
     

    Spain Female Posts : 12706
    Join date : 2011-08-14

    Sounds familiar!

    Post by Gypsy on Mon 30 Dec 2013 - 16:40

    A bloke goes to the local council to apply for a job in the office.

    The interviewer asks him, "Are you allergic to anything?"

    He replies, "Yes, caffeine."

    "Have you ever worked for the public service before?"

    "Yes, I was in the army." he says, "I was in Iraq for two tours."

    The interviewer says, "That will give you 5 extra points toward employment."

    Then he asks, "Are you disabled in any way?"

    The guy says, "Yes. A mine exploded near me when I was there and I lost both of my testicles".

    The interviewer grimaces and then says, "O.K. You've got enough points for me to take you on right away. Our normal hours are from 8.00am to 4.00pm......but you can start tomorrow at 10.00am - and carry on starting at 10.00am every day."

    The bloke is puzzled and asks, "If the work hours are from 8.00am to 4.00pm, why don't you want me here until 10.00am? I'm not looking for any special treatment y'know"

    "What you have to understand is that this is a council job," the interviewer says,

    "For the first two hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our bollocks. There's no point in you coming in for that.
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    Mermaid
     
     

    Scotland Female Posts : 9268
    Join date : 2011-08-14
    Location : Scotland

    Re: Sounds familiar!

    Post by Mermaid on Mon 30 Dec 2013 - 18:19




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    3rdforum
     
     

    Ireland Male Posts : 21048
    Join date : 2011-08-30
    Age : 48
    Location : Ireland

    Re: Sounds familiar!

    Post by 3rdforum on Mon 30 Dec 2013 - 23:08

      







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