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    The Midget


    Scotland Male Posts : 515
    Join date : 2012-03-22
    Age : 73
    Location : Chelmsford

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    Post by BobMac on Mon 30 Dec 2013 - 13:58

    A man standing at a urinal notices that he's being watched by a midget.

    "Wow," comments the midget. "Those are the nicest balls I have ever seen!"

    Surprised and flattered, the man thanks the midget and continues to pee.

    Suddenly, the midget pulls up a step ladder right next to the urinal and says, "Listen, I know this is a rather strange request, but as they're so admirable, I wonder if I could take a closer look."

    Again the man is rather startled, but sees no real harm in it.

    Just then, the midget reaches out, gets a tight grip on the man's balls, and says, "OK, hand me your wallet, or I'll jump off the ladder!"

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    England Male Posts : 28826
    Join date : 2011-08-13
    Age : 65
    Location : England

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    Post by Mcqueen on Mon 30 Dec 2013 - 15:16

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    Ireland Male Posts : 21955
    Join date : 2011-08-30
    Age : 49
    Location : Ireland

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    Post by 3rdforum on Mon 30 Dec 2013 - 23:44

    The Midget 2485877773  The Midget 2485877773  another gud un Bob! The Midget 3318427985  The Midget 3318427985

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