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    Jimbo sent me this. Pissed myself laughing

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    Jimbo sent me this. Pissed myself laughing

    Post by Topdog on Sun 29 Dec 2013 - 14:51

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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Sun 29 Dec 2013 - 16:26

    Thats has just put me right off my ham roll! Whats his name anyway, Rick O'Shea?



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    Re: Jimbo sent me this. Pissed myself laughing

    Post by searcher on Sun 29 Dec 2013 - 18:02

    The master race? a square catapult for a twat with a square head  
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    Re: Jimbo sent me this. Pissed myself laughing

    Post by Hayzer on Sun 29 Dec 2013 - 20:33

    Owww, that looked too sore too be funny.



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    Re: Jimbo sent me this. Pissed myself laughing

    Post by Adam Mint on Sun 29 Dec 2013 - 23:08

    Don't know what it is but these sort of things just crack me up, plus the fact he was a big headed twat of a German even made it better...

        
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    Re: Jimbo sent me this. Pissed myself laughing

    Post by 3rdforum on Sun 29 Dec 2013 - 23:30

    what did it rebound off??






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    Re: Jimbo sent me this. Pissed myself laughing

    Post by searcher on Sun 29 Dec 2013 - 23:35

    It came off the champagne bottle  
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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Mon 30 Dec 2013 - 17:48

    Hayzer wrote:Owww, that looked too sore too be funny.

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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Mon 30 Dec 2013 - 18:11

    I take it you lot dont like Germans, so you wont be buying their superior quality cars, washing machines and TVs then. Good, all the more for me.



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    Post by searcher on Mon 30 Dec 2013 - 19:46

    LOVE GERMANS , THEIR SHEPHERDS ARE TERRIFIC AND THEIR COMEDIANS  
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    Re: Jimbo sent me this. Pissed myself laughing

    Post by Gypsy on Mon 30 Dec 2013 - 20:06

    Their glühwein and stollen is pretty good too.   
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    Re: Jimbo sent me this. Pissed myself laughing

    Post by Topdog on Mon 30 Dec 2013 - 22:52

    I got five hundred last pages of German novels
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    Re: Jimbo sent me this. Pissed myself laughing

    Post by Adam Mint on Tue 31 Dec 2013 - 18:17

    Just watched it again, twat...
           
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    Post by Topdog on Sat 4 Jan 2014 - 8:53

    We put it on the big tv and watched, might try and get them to show it in the bar.
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    Re: Jimbo sent me this. Pissed myself laughing

    Post by Adam Mint on Sat 4 Jan 2014 - 12:51

    Take it you don't get many Germans in then...

    Vee av invented ze catapulta, votch, twang, arghhhhhhhhh....

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