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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Wed 25 Dec 2013 - 11:20

    Happy Birthday Jesus, even though you died 1980 years ago. Got to hand it to you, nice job.  Happy Birthday. 3318427985



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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Wed 25 Dec 2013 - 16:44

    Numpty. Not Jesus...you!  Happy Birthday. 3025408739



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    Post by Topdog on Wed 25 Dec 2013 - 18:30

    Did he die in 1980
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    Post by Gypsy on Wed 25 Dec 2013 - 22:55

    Sorry I'm late hope you had a nice birthday Jesus and enjoyed your pressi Happy Birthday. Bth_pogo You are fortunate that with the crap on the telly tonight you can turning water into wine so at least you don´t have to sit there sober and suffer it.
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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Wed 25 Dec 2013 - 23:44

    I've got MTV Xmas songs on...



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    Post by Topdog on Wed 25 Dec 2013 - 23:46

    I am called Mary and also a virgin
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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Fri 27 Dec 2013 - 11:27

    Topdog wrote:Did he die in 1980

    No Mary, he died 1,980 years ago, allegedly.........  Happy Birthday. 1498946960



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    Post by Gypsy on Fri 27 Dec 2013 - 13:52

    Give or take a few months between Dec and Mar/April (Easter)  It was presents all the way, from gold frankincense and myrrh to Cadbury's cream eggs.
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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Fri 27 Dec 2013 - 15:56

    Just Googled Myrrh, apparently its used to treat among other things Asthma and hemorrhoids. Nowadays babies get a dummy and a rattle, thats progress then.  Happy Birthday. 3275847336



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    Post by Gypsy on Fri 27 Dec 2013 - 16:23

    Perfectspecimen wrote:Just Googled Myrrh, apparently its used to treat among other things Asthma and hemorrhoids. Nowadays babies get a dummy and a rattle, thats progress then.  Happy Birthday. 3275847336

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    So is that where knowing the difference between your arse and your elbow helps.
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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Sat 28 Dec 2013 - 19:24

    Some people can lick their own elbow, I cant even lick the tip of my nose.



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    Post by Topdog on Sat 28 Dec 2013 - 20:13

    Probably lick yer own arse though, you old dog, sorry seadog

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