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    Post by BobMac on Mon 23 Dec 2013 - 16:15

    A married couple were on holiday in Jamaica. 

    They were touring around the marketplace looking at the goods and such, when they passed a small sandal shop. From inside they heard the shopkeeper with a Jamaican accent say, "You foreigners! Come in. Come into my humble shop." 

    So the married couple went in. 

    The Jamaican said to them, "I have some special sandals I think you would be interested in. Dey make you wild at sex."

    Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what the man claimed, but her husband felt he really didn't need them, being the sex god he was.

    The husband asked the man, "How can sandals do that?"

    The Jamaican replied, "Just try dem on, Man."

    Well, the husband, after some badgering from his wife, finally gave in and tried them on.

    As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look in his eyes, something his wife hadn't seen in many years!!

    In the blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the Jamaican, bent him violently over a table, yanked down his pants, ripped down his own pants, and grabbed a firm hold of the Jamaicans hips.

    The Jamaican then began screaming, "YOU GOT DEM ON DE WRONG FEET!!!"

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    Post by 3rdforum on Mon 23 Dec 2013 - 18:19

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    Post by Mermaid on Mon 23 Dec 2013 - 21:58

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    Post by Topdog on Thu 26 Dec 2013 - 23:57

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