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    THE ADULT LEARNING CENTRE - Classes for women

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    Gypsy
     
     

    Spain Female Posts : 12688
    Join date : 2011-08-14

    THE ADULT LEARNING CENTRE - Classes for women

    Post by Gypsy on Sun 22 Dec 2013 - 16:23

    REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED By Friday, January 18th, 2014

    NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS.

    Class 1
    Up in Winter, Down in Summer - How to Adjust a Thermostat
    Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
    Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hrs beginning at 7:00 PM.

    Class 2
    Which Takes More Energy - Putting the Toilet Seat Down, or Bitching About It for 3 Hours?
    Round Table Discussion.
    Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.

    Class 3
    Is It Possible To Drive Past Marks & Spencer Without Stopping?--Group Debate.
    Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.

    Class 4
    How to Ask Questions During Commercials and Be Quiet During the Programme.
    Help Line Support and Support Groups.
    Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM

    Class 5
    Can a Bath Be Taken Without 14 Different Kinds of Soaps and Shampoos?
    Open Forum.
    Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.

    Class 6
    Health Watch -They Make Medicine for PMT - and How To Use It!
    Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

    Class 7
    I Was Wrong and He Was Right!--Real Life Testimonials.
    Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.

    Class 8
    How to Parallel Park In Less Than 20 Minutes Without an Insurance Claim.
    Driving Simulations.
    4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.

    Class 9
    Learning to Live - How to Apply Brakes Without Throwing Passengers Through the Windshield .
    Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined

    Class 10
    How to Shop by Yourself.
    Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

    Upon completion of ANY of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.

    We know this is pure fantasy because Class 7 could not possibly have any relevance it just doesn´t happen
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    Mermaid
     
     

    Scotland Female Posts : 9112
    Join date : 2011-08-14
    Location : Scotland

    Re: THE ADULT LEARNING CENTRE - Classes for women

    Post by Mermaid on Sun 22 Dec 2013 - 21:31




    Live life to the full now or it could be too late
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    3rdforum
     
     

    Ireland Male Posts : 20751
    Join date : 2011-08-30
    Age : 47
    Location : Ireland

    Re: THE ADULT LEARNING CENTRE - Classes for women

    Post by 3rdforum on Sun 22 Dec 2013 - 21:54

    Eileen should sign up!  






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    Campbell Brodie
     
     

    Scotland Male Posts : 41532
    Join date : 2011-08-13
    Age : 63
    Location : Scotland

    Re: THE ADULT LEARNING CENTRE - Classes for women

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Mon 23 Dec 2013 - 19:09

    No.5. Can't move in our bathroom for all sorts of smelly stuff in bottles and containers...



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    Adam Mint
     
     

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    Join date : 2011-10-07
    Age : 53

    Re: THE ADULT LEARNING CENTRE - Classes for women

    Post by Adam Mint on Mon 23 Dec 2013 - 19:15

    And how many of them have been there for years and never touched...
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    Campbell Brodie
     
     

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    Re: THE ADULT LEARNING CENTRE - Classes for women

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Mon 23 Dec 2013 - 19:32

    Loads!  



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