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    Birmingham Airport

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    Liechtenstein Male Posts : 13925
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    Age : 65
    Location : Cambs / Golf del Sur

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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Sat 23 Nov 2013 - 21:24

    As some of you may know I accidentally booked a flight from Birmingham Airport last week instead of the usual East Midlands. It didnt start off well, left home at 3.30 am and five minutes down the road a bloody puncture! Had to drive about 2 miles on it flat to get to a garage so I can see what I'm doing. Anyway 20 mins later back on the road praying I dont get another. Get there and check in at the Thomson desk, no queue! Probably first fecker there then. Perhaps the heatings broke cos its bloody freezing, the whole place is dirty especially the floors, the toilets stink and Reg will like this, in the toilets there is a special place for 'all faiths' to wash. What appears to be a shower head comes out of the wall about 3' off the ground and there are little stone stools to sit on. Dont know if its for washing your dick or your feet perhaps? Birmingham Airport 3275847336  
    Coming home I didnt fare much better, ended up going the wrong way down the M42 in a westerly direction. No, I wanna go east, towards Mecca FFS. Please improve the road signs Birmingham Council, put some fecking lights on them!



    Adventure before dementia!!! Birmingham Airport 294053457
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    England Male Posts : 29281
    Join date : 2011-08-13
    Age : 65
    Location : England

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    Post by Mcqueen on Sat 23 Nov 2013 - 21:38

    Out of your comfort zone, If i see any carsies like that i make a point of destroying them,
    if thats what you want then feck off back from where you come,
    I get sick and tired of that lot inflicting that shite on me,
    When i'm in greece its the greek way, same as france and should be the same here,
    They soon get fed up having to put things right, (OUT OF ORDER) thats all in takes,
    Many a time i have emerged piss wet threw from the international public conveniences. Birmingham Airport 1498946960 
    I wont beat them on my own, but if we all do our bit to make things uncomfortable, maybe just maybe
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    Location : England

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    Post by Topdog on Sat 23 Nov 2013 - 21:52

    Vince told me he washed his face in it
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    Liechtenstein Male Posts : 13925
    Join date : 2011-08-15
    Age : 65
    Location : Cambs / Golf del Sur

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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Sat 23 Nov 2013 - 22:03

    Mooning then.



    Adventure before dementia!!! Birmingham Airport 294053457
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    Post by Topdog on Sat 23 Nov 2013 - 22:15

    Wrong thread

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