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    My cess-pit is ready.......

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    Liechtenstein Male Posts : 13920
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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Sun 17 Nov 2013 - 15:39

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    Not much of a well at just 10 foot deep is it? And how comes it takes hours to fish the body out? Anyway house was rented by Eastern Europeans so its probably one of theirs, fell in pissed I should imagine. My cess-pit will easily accommodate seven. Im told it only takes a few weeks to completely decompose a human, handy. And if you chuck some old chicken in a couple of days previous it helps to get the bugs going.



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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Sun 17 Nov 2013 - 15:49

    Released on bail? They've got feck-all on them then...



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    Liechtenstein Male Posts : 13920
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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Sun 17 Nov 2013 - 15:52

    As I said.......Vodka.



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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Sun 17 Nov 2013 - 20:04

    Update: Two young lads found the body after being asked to clear out the well, said it had a tarpaulin covering it (body). Traumatised they are, hope they dont take to drink. Still think that will be involved somewhere down the line.  My cess-pit is ready....... 120275 Just opened a bottle.



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    Post by Adam Mint on Mon 18 Nov 2013 - 13:06

    Relative was building his own house, he and his brother hand dug the hole for the cesspit tank, tank was a round spherical thing about eight foot diameter, took them days to dig the hole, day comes when they eventual lower tank in to hole and infill soil...

    Next morning when they arrive at site, tanks lying back at side of hole where it had lay for weeks prior to them buring it the day before...

    I recall them telling me the story as to how they looked at each other in disbelief having to convince themselfs that they had buried it the day before...

    What had happend,,, it had rained very heavy through the night, the hole only filled with loose soil had filled with water turning it in to a mud bath and the tank had just floated out...
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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Mon 18 Nov 2013 - 15:33

    Think thats called a digester or something, expensive and useless. Mine is just a hole 6'x6x6 bricks round the edge with a few gaps in. Think there are pebbles all round the outside or something to work as a filter, anyway works brilliant. I dropped the metal cover in a few years ago, it can fecking stay there! Sheet of rotten ply over it now, booby trap. My cess-pit is ready....... 2419626307



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    Post by Topdog on Mon 18 Nov 2013 - 17:56

    Nice, reckon the local pigs wear gasmasks.
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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Mon 18 Nov 2013 - 18:07

    Land I have, nowt near it.



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