saying that in his 30 years as a judge he'd never known a Scouser to put anything into a kitty
A man walks into a crowded bar with a loaded gun and shouts "Who's been shagging my wife"
A voice at the back shouts "You dont have enough bullets"
An Irish mixed grill - New potatoes,roast potatoes, boiled potatoes, mashed potatoes waffles,
hash browns, with chips
I cannot stand people who think they're worse off than anybody else,
My mate George is brilliant, he had a bad accident where he lost his voice and both legs,
Does he make a song and dance about it ? does he hell !
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