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    The Blood Donor

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    JaBBa
     
     

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    The Blood Donor

    Post by JaBBa on Thu 7 Nov 2013 - 0:00

    An Arab Sheik was admitted to Hospital for heart surgery, but prior to the surgery, the doctors needed to store his type of blood in case the need arose.

    As the gentleman had a very rare type of blood, it couldn't be found locally, so the call went out.

    Finally, a Scotsman was located who had the same blood type.

    The Scot willingly donated his blood for the Arab.

    The Arab sent the Scotsman, as appreciation for giving his blood, a new BMW, diamonds & $100,000, happy that his surgery could now go ahead.
    A couple of months later, once again, the Arab had to go through a corrective surgery.

    His doctor telephoned the Scotsman who was more than happy to donate his blood again.

    After the second surgery, the Arab sent the Scotsman a thank-you card and a box of Quality Street.

    The Scotsman was shocked that the Arab did not reciprocate his previous kind gesture as he had anticipated.

    He phoned the Arab and asked him: "I thought you would be generous again, that you would give me a BMW, diamonds & money,

    but you only gave me a thank-you card and a box of Quality Street."

    To this the Arab replied: "Aye, laddie, but I now have Scottish blood in ma veins."



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    Re: The Blood Donor

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    Re: The Blood Donor

    Post by Mcqueen on Thu 7 Nov 2013 - 16:21

    The Lone Ranger wrote: 
    Yeh, and you knicked our ship building Transport  Transport   
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    Re: The Blood Donor

    Post by JaBBa on Thu 7 Nov 2013 - 16:26

    The Lone Ranger wrote: 
    Not listening



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    Re: The Blood Donor

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Thu 7 Nov 2013 - 16:54

    Mcqueen wrote:
    The Lone Ranger wrote: 
    Yeh, and you knicked our ship building Transport  Transport   
    Do you remember Rosyth dockyard had a huge hole the size of 6 football pitches all ready for taking Trident submarines? What happened? Devonport got the contract...without even having the dry-dock site. Cost them hundreds of millions to make one but it was politically expedient to give it to Devonport.   Short memory's down south innit... 

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    Re: The Blood Donor

    Post by Mcqueen on Thu 7 Nov 2013 - 17:15

    Yeh but  
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    Re: The Blood Donor

    Post by 3rdforum on Thu 7 Nov 2013 - 17:57

    bit like andy murray being scottish when he loses and british when he wins






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    Re: The Blood Donor

    Post by Mcqueen on Thu 7 Nov 2013 - 20:02

    3rdforum wrote:bit like andy murray being scottish when he loses and british when he wins
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    Re: The Blood Donor

    Post by Topdog on Thu 7 Nov 2013 - 21:17

    Great joke, Al Murray is English
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    Re: The Blood Donor

    Post by 3rdforum on Thu 7 Nov 2013 - 21:30

    He could do with reinventing himself at this stage.







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