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    Muslims set for 3 day strike.


    Spain Female Posts : 12471
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    Muslims set for 3 day strike.

    Post by Gypsy on Sun 3 Nov 2013 - 16:09

    I have some very funny facebook friends - they should be members on here when they post this sort of thing.weather 

    "Muslim suicide bombers in Britain are set to begin a three-day strike next Monday in a dispute over the number of virgins they are entitled to in the afterlife. Emergency talks with Al Qaeda have so far failed to produce an agreement.

    The unrest began last Tuesday when Al Qaeda announced that the number of virgins a suicide bomber would receive after his death will be cut by 25% this April from 72 to only 60. The rationale for the cut was the increase in recent years of the number of suicide bombings and a subsequent shortage of virgins in the afterlife.

    The suicide bombers' union, the British Organization of Occupational Martyrs (or B.O.O.M.) responded with a statement that this was unacceptable to its members and immediately balloted for strike action. General Secretary Abdullah Amir told the press, "Our members are literally working themselves to death in the cause of Jihad. We don't ask for much in return but to be treated like this is like a kick in the teeth".

    Speaking from the shed in Tipton in the West Midlands in which he currently resides, an Al Qaeda chief executive explained, "We sympathize with our workers' concerns but Al Qaeda is simply not in a position to meet their demands. They are just not accepting the realities of modern-day Jihad in a competitive marketplace. Thanks to Western depravity, there is now a chronic shortage of virgins in the afterlife. It's a straight choice between reducing expenditure and laying people off. I don't like cutting wages but I'd hate to have to tell 3000 of my staff that they won't be able to blow themselves up."

    Spokespersons for the union in Belfast, Liverpool, Middlesbrough, Essex, Glasgow and Australia stated that they would be unaffected as there are no virgins in these areas anyway.

    Apparently the drop in the number of suicide bombings has been largely put down to the emergence of the Scottish singing star, Susan Boyle. Now that Muslims know what a virgin looks like, they are not so keen on going to paradise.."
    Campbell Brodie

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    Re: Muslims set for 3 day strike.

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Sun 3 Nov 2013 - 16:18

    They can't count either, they'd only get 54!  

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    Adam Mint

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    Re: Muslims set for 3 day strike.

    Post by Adam Mint on Sun 3 Nov 2013 - 17:07


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    Re: Muslims set for 3 day strike.

    Post by Perfectspecimen on Sun 3 Nov 2013 - 17:27

    Whats the difference between shagging Susan Boyle and a Muslim virgin.

    You can see how gross it is with SuBo.

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