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    Didnt realise fancy dress was illegal????

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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Fri Nov 01, 2013 1:27 pm

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    See if I can find one in XXL on ebay.



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    Post by Mcqueen on Fri Nov 01, 2013 3:07 pm

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    See if I can find one in XXL on ebay.
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    Post by Topdog on Fri Nov 01, 2013 3:15 pm

    And police uniforms.
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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Fri Nov 01, 2013 5:36 pm

    ...and French Maid's uniforms...Didnt realise fancy dress was illegal???? 3025408739 



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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Fri Nov 01, 2013 6:00 pm

    Found one on the Bay, £34.43 only up to 44" chest. 

    Quite like the German Octoberfest serving wench uniform, now I just need a young model for it.......Didnt realise fancy dress was illegal???? 3705709385



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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Fri Nov 01, 2013 6:20 pm

    Ein grosse beir meine schatz! Didnt realise fancy dress was illegal???? 3025408739 



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    Post by 3rdforum on Fri Nov 01, 2013 6:38 pm

    A big beer my shit????






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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Fri Nov 01, 2013 6:46 pm

    Scottish chat up line, Rab C style.



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    Post by 3rdforum on Fri Nov 01, 2013 7:02 pm

    Could never understand a word that guy spoke






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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Fri Nov 01, 2013 7:10 pm

    Nope, me neither. Subtitles were needed but funny though.



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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Fri Nov 01, 2013 9:44 pm

    3rdforum wrote:A big beer my shit????
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    Post by Adam Mint on Sat Nov 02, 2013 2:38 am

    This Benedorm things got two fancy dress days involved, she wants to go as Dolly and Kenny (She's got the assets), I suggested Adam and Eve, (So have I)...

    Oh, and being Scottish, the main reason, the costumes cheaper...
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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Sat Nov 02, 2013 9:34 am

    Adam Mint wrote:This Benedorm things got two fancy dress days involved, she wants to go as Dolly and Kenny (She's got the assets), I suggested Adam and Eve, (So have I)...

    Oh, and being Scottish, the main reason, the costumes cheaper...
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    Minty & his missus...
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    Post by Mcqueen on Sat Nov 02, 2013 10:07 am

    I heard she had a couple of ribs taken out to achieve that figure, Didnt realise fancy dress was illegal???? 2419626307  Didnt realise fancy dress was illegal???? 3025408739 
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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Sat Nov 02, 2013 12:23 pm

    The Lone Ranger wrote:
    3rdforum wrote:A big beer my shit????
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    My ducky? is that a German/Yorkshire dictionary you have?



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    Post by Mcqueen on Sat Nov 02, 2013 12:58 pm

    Ducky isnt Yorkshire Vince, Derbyshire country that one, We know a couple in Tenerife, she calls everyone Duck, WTF,
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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Sat Nov 02, 2013 1:06 pm

    Er, and Sheffield, yes I know, its just borderline Yorkshire. Didnt realise fancy dress was illegal???? 2761542443



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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Sat Nov 02, 2013 2:23 pm

    We call lassies "hen" up here...Didnt realise fancy dress was illegal???? 3025408739 



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    Post by Topdog on Sat Nov 02, 2013 2:29 pm

    Went to a fancy dress in a pair of David Beckham boxers, host said are you a tv advert, I said nah, just cum in me pants
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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Sat Nov 02, 2013 4:15 pm

    Half thats true, dressed up as a tv. Pony tail undone. Didnt realise fancy dress was illegal???? 3159685043 

    Come undone, Robbie Williams. A very noisy karaoke track.



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