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    Campbell Brodie
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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Sun 27 Oct 2013 - 9:53

    Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation.
    Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough.
    After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, Kin ya swallar?'
    The woman shakes her head no. Then he asks, 'Kin ya breathe?'
    The woman begins to turn blue, and shakes her head no.
    The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers, and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue.
    The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm, and the obstruction flies out of her mouth.As she begins to breathe again, the Hillbilly walks slowly back to his table. His partner says, 'Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver' but I ain't niver seed nobody do it!'

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    Post by Gypsy on Sun 27 Oct 2013 - 10:08

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    Post by Mcqueen on Sun 27 Oct 2013 - 11:46

    Hillbillies... 2485877773  At a barbie in Graciosa 2 an old bird started to choke, I'm thinking will i bag her car on the cheap Hillbillies... 3275847336  And a women friend of mine leaps up and starts humping her from behind Hillbillies... 2419626307 , I thought WTF is it turning into an orgy ? then an Olive go's flying across the patio,
    all over before i got her signed up Hillbillies... 1498946960 so i have seen that in action Hillbillies... 3025408739 
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    Post by Mermaid on Sun 27 Oct 2013 - 11:47

    I saw that on Facebook and i laughed also



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    Post by searcher on Sun 27 Oct 2013 - 14:32

    Mermaid wrote:I saw that on Facebook and i laughed also
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    Post by Adam Mint on Sun 27 Oct 2013 - 15:06

    Picture reminded me of this lot, boy can they get a party going, on iPad, can't get music to copy on this thing, so this is best i can do...


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    Post by Topdog on Sun 27 Oct 2013 - 15:19

    Nice one, Yes Albert again, I had to do this to him in Lanzarote he started choking, waiters on the phone for an abulance, first aid training came in, straight in with the thumbs, two tugs and the old bugger was here still. Silly really costs me money Hillbillies... 3025408739
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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Sun 27 Oct 2013 - 15:57

    Adam Mint wrote:Picture reminded me of this lot, boy can they get a party going, on iPad, can't get music to copy on this thing, so this is best i can do...


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    Post by Adam Mint on Sun 27 Oct 2013 - 16:02

    Yip, that's them, mad as fu#k when they get going, that was a tame one...

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