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    Three men in a boat...

    Adam Mint
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    Post by Adam Mint on Sat Oct 26, 2013 6:09 pm

    See PS gets a mention in this one, the section headed "£100,000 costs", second paragraph...

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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Sat Oct 26, 2013 6:51 pm

    Adam Mint wrote:See PS gets a mention in this one, the section headed "£100,000 costs", second paragraph...

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    Post by Mcqueen on Sat Oct 26, 2013 6:53 pm

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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Sat Oct 26, 2013 6:59 pm

    I know to keep well clear of them buggers mate, soon bear down on you they do, and they have right of way in a shipping channel. Not that you would argue the point. Three men in a boat... 3025408739  And a royal navy man too eh, best send him to Gulf of Aden, deal with some Somalis.



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    Post by Topdog on Sat Oct 26, 2013 8:04 pm

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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Sat Oct 26, 2013 8:08 pm

    ...yeah, we got force fed that at school...Three men in a boat... 1498946960 



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    Post by Adam Mint on Sun Oct 27, 2013 1:34 am

    Perfectspecimen wrote:I know to keep well clear of them buggers mate, soon bear down on you they do, and they have right of way in a shipping channel. Not that you would argue the point. Three men in a boat... 3025408739  And a royal navy man too eh, best send him to Gulf of Aden, deal with some Somalis.
    What I gotta to do to get this guy of my Christmas card list...

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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Sun Oct 27, 2013 12:32 pm

    Now if I was younger I would be tempted to take the boat out in this weather for some fun in the waves. Adventure its called. However, with age comes wisdom. Feck me, I'm even contemplating kicking the weed! Drinking sensibly is even crossing my mind....Jeez....Three men in a boat... 1498946960



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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Sun Oct 27, 2013 1:04 pm

    Perfectspecimen wrote:Now if I was younger I would be tempted to take the boat out in this weather for some fun in the waves. Adventure its called. However, with age comes wisdom. Feck me, I'm even contemplating kicking the weed! Drinking sensibly is even crossing my mind....Jeez....Three men in a boat... 1498946960
    Gave you a new boat smiley Vince... Three men in a boat... 1706419330 It's under work/pastimes headings.



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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Sun Oct 27, 2013 1:18 pm

    Who's that fat git sailing it. Three men in a boat... 3275847336



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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Sun Oct 27, 2013 1:21 pm

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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Sun Oct 27, 2013 1:25 pm

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    Post by Adam Mint on Sun Oct 27, 2013 1:48 pm

    The head in dinner one, can't tell the story as I'll get shot, and it wasn't me...
    But will tell this one, three of us through in Glasgow one day, bit of a social/business trip, all very smart, suit and tie job, fair bit of drink involved, got back to Queen Street station, decided we want to eat pre train,,, Italian restaurant it was then, two pizzas, and one of mates only ate steak, two mates are sitting opposite each other, one makes to cut his pizza, slides it right off his plate on to other mates plate knocking his steak on to his lap, then accuses him of nicking it...
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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Sun Oct 27, 2013 1:56 pm

    Adam Mint wrote:
    The head in dinner one, can't tell the story as I'll get shot, and it wasn't me...
    But will tell this one, three of us through in Glasgow one day, bit of a social/business trip, all very smart, suit and tie job, fair bit of drink involved, got back to Queen Street station, decided we want to eat pre train,,, Italian restaurant it was then, two pizzas, and one of mates only ate steak, two mates are sitting opposite each other, one makes to cut his pizza, slides it right off his plate on to other mates plate knocking his steak on to his lap, then accuses him of nicking it...
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    Post by Adam Mint on Sun Oct 27, 2013 2:04 pm

    Funeral Friday, preachers doing the bread and wine bit, nips behind a pillar and necks the glass, thought we couldn't see...

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    Post by Topdog on Sun Oct 27, 2013 2:08 pm

    I saw similar minty, guy pissed came and sat on table next to us in an Italian in Brum, went to cut a 12 inch pizza, all for himself and it tipped all over his white shirt and white troosers. He pulled the table cloth off and walked out with it round his front, staff were so crap they didn't see him go.

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