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    Old men - again!


    Spain Female Posts : 12662
    Join date : 2011-08-14

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    Post by Gypsy on Mon 21 Oct 2013 - 16:17

    A 72-year-old man goes for a physical. All of his tests come back normal so the doctor says, "Harry, everything looks great. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with God?"

    Harry replies, "God and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so he's fixed it when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, poof!, the light goes on. When I'm done, poof!, the light goes off."

    "Wow, that's incredible," the doctor says.

    A little later in the day, the doctor calls Harry's wife. "Mrs. White," he says, "Harry is doing fine but I had to call you because I'm in awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the night and poof! The light goes on in the bathroom, and when he's done, poof! The light goes off?"

    "OH GOOD GRIEF!" Mrs. White exclaims, "He's pissing in the fridge again!"

    Scotland Male Posts : 7502
    Join date : 2012-09-18
    Age : 76
    Location : edinburgh

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    Post by searcher on Mon 21 Oct 2013 - 20:34

    Old men - again! 2485877773    BEEN THERE DONE THAT ,WARDROBE AS WELL Old men - again! 2485877773

    Liechtenstein Male Posts : 14250
    Join date : 2011-08-15
    Age : 66
    Location : Cambs / Golf del Sur

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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Mon 21 Oct 2013 - 20:58

    :Not me Guv:  Well I wasnt going to admit that but.......

    Adventure before dementia!!! Old men - again! 294053457

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