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    At A Bar In Scotland

    BobMac
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    Scotland Male Posts : 515
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    Post by BobMac on Fri 18 Oct 2013 - 16:39

    I was standing in a bar in Glasgow yesterday and this little Chinese guy comes in, stands next to me and starts drinking a beer.

    I said to him, "Do you know any of those martial arts things, like Kung-Fu, Karate or Ju-Jitsu?"

    He says "No, why the fruck you ask me dat?  Is it coz I Chinee?"

    "No", I say, "It's because you're drinking my beer, you little prick."



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