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    A few Jokes

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    Mcqueen
     
     

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    A few Jokes

    Post by Mcqueen on Tue 15 Oct 2013 - 11:02

    Velcro ? What a rip off.

    I saw a television for sale £1, volume stuck on full, I thought i cant turn that down.

    My mother in law has more chins than a chinese phonebook  
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    Gypsy
     
     

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    Re: A few Jokes

    Post by Gypsy on Tue 15 Oct 2013 - 11:48

    Business idea: a home surgery kit called Suture Self.

    Childhood is like being drunk, everyone remembers what you did, except you

    I remember when yoga was called Twister
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    3rdforum
     
     

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    Re: A few Jokes

    Post by 3rdforum on Sat 22 Aug 2015 - 11:57

    When my wife said she was leaving me because of my obsession with the Monkees, I didn't believe her................. and then I saw her face






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    searcher
     
     

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    Re: A few Jokes

    Post by searcher on Sat 22 Aug 2015 - 18:49

    Now you're a believer

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