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    Post by Topdog on Thu 17 Oct 2013 - 8:07

    throw him a bouy
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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Thu 17 Oct 2013 - 12:52

    Buoy it is, still, I know what YOU meant. Pretending to be confused... The Christmas Thread - Page 2 3275847336  The Christmas Thread - Page 2 3275847336  . As if.



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    Post by 3rdforum on Thu 17 Oct 2013 - 19:30

    Perfectspecimen wrote:Buoy it is, still, I know what YOU meant. Pretending to be confused... The Christmas Thread - Page 2 3275847336  The Christmas Thread - Page 2 3275847336  . As if.
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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Thu 17 Oct 2013 - 22:42

    The Christmas Thread - Page 2 2024858757  I do apologise folks for todays rantings. After all this is a supposed to be a forum of fun not a soap box for grumpy old men. 
    I will self moderate myself......The Christmas Thread - Page 2 506932706 

    Take that you miserable old git!

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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Thu 17 Oct 2013 - 22:56

    Remember this in the 70s? ♫ No oil, no oil...♫ The Christmas Thread - Page 2 3025408739 Grangemouth getting shut down we might be there again...



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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Thu 17 Oct 2013 - 23:04

    Panic buy Cam, or your trips out to the countryside will get curtailed.



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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Thu 17 Oct 2013 - 23:15

    While you can then........



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    Post by Adam Mint on Thu 31 Oct 2013 - 16:10

    He's started,,, just remember the last paragraph post eleven...

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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Thu 31 Oct 2013 - 16:12

    Adam Mint wrote:He's started,,, just remember the last paragraph post eleven...

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    Post by Adam Mint on Thu 31 Oct 2013 - 16:16

    Midnight,,, I'll be looking in...

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    Post by Gypsy on Thu 14 Nov 2013 - 9:57

    It would appear that B&Q have a festive font problem

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    Post by Gypsy on Thu 14 Nov 2013 - 9:58

    And ............There's a problem with Brighton's Christmas lights

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    Post by Topdog on Thu 14 Nov 2013 - 10:23

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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Thu 14 Nov 2013 - 10:57

    Oooo, clever that.



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    Post by Gypsy on Thu 14 Nov 2013 - 12:42

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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Thu 14 Nov 2013 - 15:29

    The lights will probably be flucked soon enough anyway. Just driven by a house festooned with them, reindeer and figures in the garden too. Luckily its still daylight. What a twat. The Christmas Thread - Page 2 1498946960



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    Post by 3rdforum on Thu 14 Nov 2013 - 18:41

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    Post by Gypsy on Mon 18 Nov 2013 - 14:37

    Our First Christmas Joke

    Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.

    'In honour of this holy season' Saint Peter said, 'You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.'

    The Englishman fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. 'It's a candle', he said.

    'You may pass through the pearly gates' Saint Peter said.

    The Scotsman reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, 'They're bells.'

    Saint Peter said 'You may pass through the pearly gates'.

    The Irishman started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.

    St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, 'And just what do those symbolize?

    The paddy replied, 'These are Carol’s.'

    And So The Christmas Season Begins.....
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    Post by Mermaid on Mon 18 Nov 2013 - 18:01

    lol! 



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