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    Post by Gypsy on Mon 14 Oct 2013 - 20:24

    It won´t be long now, and I think we all have one of these near us.  Well my neighbours have it's usually me !!!

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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Mon 14 Oct 2013 - 20:33

    Bought our first Christmas present today. Panini maker for daughter #2! The Christmas Thread 3025408739 



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    Post by Topdog on Mon 14 Oct 2013 - 20:35

    I dressed up as a Jedei today, felt Cams presents.
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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Mon 14 Oct 2013 - 20:46

    I never watched them Star Wars films, this has went right over my head...whhoooosh! The Christmas Thread 3025408739 



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    Post by Topdog on Mon 14 Oct 2013 - 21:37

    Luke can you feel his presents
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    Post by 3rdforum on Mon 14 Oct 2013 - 21:39

    Does that mean Cam is your father Kev??






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    Post by Topdog on Mon 14 Oct 2013 - 21:41

    About the right age
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    Post by Mcqueen on Mon 14 Oct 2013 - 22:04

    Luke i am your father, He just shakes his head, been telling him for years, I usualy wave the brush about and embarrass him in front of his friends The Christmas Thread 755705644 
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    Post by Topdog on Mon 14 Oct 2013 - 22:13

    Darth fecker
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    Post by searcher on Mon 14 Oct 2013 - 23:58

    Gypsy wrote:It won´t be long now, and I think we all have one of these near us.  Well my neighbours have it's usually me !!!

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    Guy down the road from us does it every year, he parades up and down dressed as Santa collecting for charity , he collected £2,000 last year
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    Post by Adam Mint on Tue 15 Oct 2013 - 2:43

    OK, it ain't real, it's a money making racket, lets start at the beginning:-

    Birth.
    Cards and presents, and then on for every year after, half of them you don't want or will ever use, shops cashing in...

    Mother's Day.
    Why, don't even relate to anything, her birthday, my date of birth, the conception, nothing, but cards, flowers, chocolates, a meal out, why, why, why... Oh, forgot, someone makes money...

    Father's Day.
    Well, bit more sensible here, lucky if we get a pint bought for us, but we'd spend that anyway...

    Easter.
    Load of shite. (That was a full stop) end off...

    18ths, 21sts etc.
    So what, cards, presents, big party's, (that we do most weekend nowadays), whose making the money...

    Valentines Day.
    I love you, well spend a fu#king fortune on me to prove it,,, ok...

    Engagements.
    Again, presents, cards, party etc, Money, Money, Money...

    Babies.
    All the same again, awww... (For fu#k sake it was a shag)...

    Weddings.
    Oh dear, bankruptcy and suicide...

    (Did I get those last three in the right order!)...

    Halloween.
    Invented by Walmart, end off...

    Guy Fawkes.
    Need I say more...

    Oh, don't forget every fecking Bank Holiday.
    Well the poor feckers must need a holiday sometime all the cash they're rakeing in...

    Oh, and Christmas.
    Don't fu#king get me started...

    Never thought I'd ever say this,,, but Mods, please, please, please, close this thread...

    Oh, forgot funerals.
    The fu#kers don't even let you go even when your dead, screwed from the cradle to the grave...

    Oh and Cam, if you screw the forum up (which has been working OK for weeks now), by adding Christmas trees, snow flakes etc, just remember one thing,,, I know where you live...

    Merry Christmas............


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    Post by Mcqueen on Tue 15 Oct 2013 - 9:24

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    Post by Mermaid on Tue 15 Oct 2013 - 9:41

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    Post by Topdog on Tue 15 Oct 2013 - 9:59

    Happy Hogmany
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    Post by 3rdforum on Tue 15 Oct 2013 - 10:59

    That is going to be my proposal for "post of the year" !! The Christmas Thread 2485877773 The Christmas Thread 2485877773 The Christmas Thread 2485877773 The Christmas Thread 2485877773 The Christmas Thread 2485877773






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    Post by Adam Mint on Tue 15 Oct 2013 - 14:55

    Topdog wrote:Happy Hogmany
    Ah, Hogmanay, it was not emitted in error, no cards, no presents, no god shit, just down to the supermarket to get a few beers in, hit the pub, few mates back to the pad, few more beers, wine women and song, normal weekend innit, just you get to do on week days for a change...

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    Post by Topdog on Tue 15 Oct 2013 - 18:15

    No Shagging then
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    Post by Adam Mint on Tue 15 Oct 2013 - 18:17

    Pictures speak louder than words, try again...
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    Post by Topdog on Tue 15 Oct 2013 - 18:19

    That is bed rocking, not real hardcore.
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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Tue 15 Oct 2013 - 18:37

    being sick



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    Post by Topdog on Tue 15 Oct 2013 - 19:04

    Sorry Vince forgot talk of sex makes you fell ill
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    Post by Adam Mint on Wed 16 Oct 2013 - 1:45

    Oh, got that wrong, thought it was the rocking of the bed, him not being used to it...

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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Wed 16 Oct 2013 - 20:04

    Sex on boats is different, ask those Navy boys.



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    Post by Topdog on Wed 16 Oct 2013 - 20:20

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    Post by Adam Mint on Thu 17 Oct 2013 - 3:17

    27 ft, Catalina, arse hitting the condensation dripping rear cabin deck head,,, oh, and its wrens for me...


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