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    Men just can't win...

    Campbell Brodie
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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Sun 6 Oct 2013 - 15:06

    A man was sitting on the edge of the bed,

    Observing his wife, looking at herself in the mirror.

    Since her birthday was not far off

    He asked what she'd like to have for her Birthday.

    'I'd like to be twelve again', she replied,

    Still looking in the mirror.

    On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Coco Pops,

    And then took her to Alton Towers theme park.

    What a day!

    He put her on every ride in the park;

    The Death Slide, the Corkscrew,

    The Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there Was.

    ?

    Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park.

    ?

    Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down.

    He then took her to a Mc Donald's

    Where he ordered her a Happy Meal

    With extra fries and a chocolate shake..

    Then it was off to the cinema with popcorn,

    A huge Cola, and her favourite sweets......M&M's..

    What a fabulous adventure!

    Finally she wobbled home with her husband

    And collapsed into bed exhausted.

    He leaned over his wife with a big smile

    And lovingly asked,

    'Well Dear, what was it like being twelve again?'

    Her eyes slowly opened

    And her expression suddenly changed.

    'I meant my dress size, you retard!!!!'

    The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is gonna get it fuckin Wrong.



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    Adam Mint
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    Post by Adam Mint on Sun 6 Oct 2013 - 15:15

    Yip...

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    Mermaid
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    Post by Mermaid on Sun 6 Oct 2013 - 15:29

    Men just have not got a clue Men just can't win... 2761542443



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    Adam Mint
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    Post by Adam Mint on Sun 6 Oct 2013 - 15:31

    Hold it there just a minute, could you have got pregnant without us, yip, you've got all the right bits but you still need a small prick...

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    Adam Mint
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    Post by Adam Mint on Sun 6 Oct 2013 - 15:34

    Sorry Cam, nothing personal meant...
    Campbell Brodie
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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Sun 6 Oct 2013 - 15:40

    None taken...Men just can't win... 3025408739 



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    Post by Mcqueen on Sun 6 Oct 2013 - 17:02

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    Post by 3rdforum on Sun 6 Oct 2013 - 18:22

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