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    Spain Female Posts : 12662
    Join date : 2011-08-14

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    Post by Gypsy on Mon 30 Sep 2013 - 12:11

    A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big kiss, says she'll see him later and walks away.

    His wife glares at him and says, "Who the hell was that?"
    "Oh," replies the husband, "she's my mistress."

    "Well, that's the last straw," says the wife. "I've had enough, I want a divorce."

    "I can understand that," replies her husband, "but remember, if we get a divorce it means that you don't get any more shopping trips to Paris, no more wintering in Barbados, no more summers in Tuscany, no more Lexus's in the garage not to mention the yacht club. But the decision is yours."

    Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a gorgeous babe on his arm.

    "Who's that woman with Bill?" asks the wife.

    "That's his mistress," says her husband.

    "Ours is prettier," she replies.
    Adam Mint
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    Scotland Male Posts : 22636
    Join date : 2011-10-07
    Age : 55

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    Post by Adam Mint on Mon 30 Sep 2013 - 13:02

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    Campbell Brodie
    Campbell Brodie

    Scotland Male Posts : 56776
    Join date : 2011-08-13
    Age : 65
    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Mon 30 Sep 2013 - 16:20

    I liked that one! One-upmanship 3318427985 One-upmanship 3318427985 

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