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    The future

    Mcqueen
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    England Male Posts : 28569
    Join date : 2011-08-13
    Age : 65
    Location : England

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    Post by Mcqueen on Thu 26 Sep 2013 - 15:24

    Teacher to class of 6 year olds,
    Right children i'm going to ask each of you what you want to be when you leave school,
    Start with you Campbell.
    Well miss i want to be a billionair with a gorgeous bitch on my arm, I will get her a Ferrari, a private jet to go around the world in, a penthouse in Paris London and New york, An infinity visa card, servants and all that stuff and i will shag her 3 times a day, Teacher is shocked The future 2419626307  and quickly moves on to another child,
    Tricha what do you want to be when you grow up ? "Cams bitch miss" The future 755705644  The future 3025408739 
    Adam Mint
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    Scotland Male Posts : 21463
    Join date : 2011-10-07
    Age : 54

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    Post by Adam Mint on Thu 26 Sep 2013 - 15:44

    Sure this was on here a bit ago ? or is it me The future 2931609686
    Mermaid
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    Scotland Female Posts : 9757
    Join date : 2011-08-14
    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Mermaid on Thu 26 Sep 2013 - 15:53

    is there a echo?



    Live life to the full now or it could be too late
    Campbell Brodie
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    Scotland Male Posts : 49737
    Join date : 2011-08-13
    Age : 64
    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Thu 26 Sep 2013 - 16:08

    Haha! Wish it was true...The future 3913804730 



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    Mcqueen
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    England Male Posts : 28569
    Join date : 2011-08-13
    Age : 65
    Location : England

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    Post by Mcqueen on Thu 26 Sep 2013 - 17:23

    Adam Mint wrote:Sure this was on here a bit ago ? or is it me The future 2931609686
    You started it The future 1483819851  Dont forget we are getting old and say things twice just to be sure
    Topdog
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    England Male Posts : 21256
    Join date : 2011-08-13
    Age : 60
    Location : England

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    Post by Topdog on Thu 26 Sep 2013 - 22:37

    Cam if your skin could be made of anything what would it be. "Silver Miss"
    Why?
    "because I could scratch and buy a nice Citreon"
    Well done Cam.

    Reg what about you.
    "Please Miss Gold"
    Why
    "because I could scratch and buy a nice Vintage Merc"
    Excellent Reg

    How about you Dermot.
    "Miss, I would have Pubic hair"
    For gods-sake Dermot, why?
    "Because my sister has a patch about 2 inches square and you should see the feckin cars outside our house".
    Perfectspecimen
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    Liechtenstein Male Posts : 13674
    Join date : 2011-08-15
    Age : 65
    Location : Cambs / Golf del Sur

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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Fri 27 Sep 2013 - 14:16

    You need a time machine Kev, so you can fast forward to the time when you are supposed to retire. The future 1498946960



    Adventure before dementia!!! The future 294053457

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