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    Tommy Cooper


    England Male Posts : 29580
    Join date : 2011-08-13
    Age : 66
    Location : England

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    Post by Mcqueen on Sun 22 Sep 2013 - 9:29

    "I said to the gym instructor, 'can you teach me to do the splits?' He said "how flexible are you"
    I said "I cant make Tuesdays" Tommy Cooper 3025408739 

    Sometimes i drink my whisky neat, Other times i take my tie off and leave my shirt out, Tommy Cooper 3025408739 

    I was cleaning out the attic with my wife, filthy dirty and covered in cobwebs, But she's good with the kids, Tommy Cooper 3025408739 

    I went into a pet shop, I said "Can i buy a gold fish" The guy said "Do you want an aquarium?"
    I said " I dont care what star sign it is" Tommy Cooper 3025408739 
    Campbell Brodie
    Campbell Brodie

    Scotland Male Posts : 54634
    Join date : 2011-08-13
    Age : 65
    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Sun 22 Sep 2013 - 10:44

    Haha! Brilliant! When I read them I do it in a Tommy Cooper accent! Tommy Cooper 2485877773 

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