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    Adam Mint
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    Post by Adam Mint on Wed 18 Sep 2013 - 15:27

    Van the Man...
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    Couple of brothers who frequent the local play Van Morrison on the jukebox constantly, their claim to fame story...
    They'd been to one of his gigs some time back and had got pissed with him after the event, many years later the pair of them are walking down Deansgate in Manchester city centre on a bit of a pub crawl, as they pass Waterstones book store there's a huge picture of Van the Mian in the window, he's doing a book signing, in they go... Vans just finished the signing and is about to leave, the pair approach him and start to remind him of their drinking session, Van tells them to fu#k off and heads out the door with the older brother chasing him up th street still trying to tell the story, the younger by this time had seen the funny side of it and just watched laughing.
    Their both so proud of their claim of having been told to Fu#k Off by Van the Man...


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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Wed 18 Sep 2013 - 16:30

    I've had lot's of people tell me to feck off...Van the Man.. 1483819851 



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    Post by Adam Mint on Wed 18 Sep 2013 - 16:32

    You wanna add to that club...
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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Wed 18 Sep 2013 - 16:36

    When you're pissed you tell me all the time...nowt new there!Van the Man.. 3025408739 



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    Post by Mcqueen on Wed 18 Sep 2013 - 17:04

    My mother told me to fack off last week Van the Man.. 3913804730 , Just cos i got the tape measure out Van the Man.. 1498946960 
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    Post by Adam Mint on Wed 18 Sep 2013 - 18:29

    The Lone Ranger wrote:When you're pissed you tell me all the time...nowt new there!Van the Man.. 3025408739 
    I'll let you in to a secret, sometimes I'm sober...

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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Wed 18 Sep 2013 - 18:31

    Adam Mint wrote:
    The Lone Ranger wrote:When you're pissed you tell me all the time...nowt new there!Van the Man.. 3025408739 
    I'll let you in to a secret, sometimes I'm sober...

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    I know... too few spelling mistakes lol!



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    Post by Adam Mint on Thu 19 Sep 2013 - 1:59

    Shitchecks treble on this forum...

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