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    Liechtenstein Male Posts : 13809
    Join date : 2011-08-15
    Age : 65
    Location : Cambs / Golf del Sur

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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Tue 17 Sep 2013 - 20:11

    Today the agent came to see
    The house I wish to sell
    I told him it just needs to go 
    I'm sure that he could tell........
     
    He told me that he thinks its worth 
    Two Hundred grand and more
    So on it goes at threshold price
    I think he knows the score.

    I hope the punters that turn up
    Are blind and not too savvy
    Some woodchip on the walls you see
    And ceilings rather shabby.

    Uneven floors I have throughout
    The draught comes through the doors
    Just hope they turn up very drunk
    So they dont see the flaws.

    The patterned carpets on the floor 
    Dont help to make 'the look'
    And the kitchen with the broken tiles
    Wont make them want to cook.

    He said make coffee and bake bread
    To help disguise the smell
    Of teenage boys, stale nicotine 
    And a fecking dog as well.

    I hope it doesn't rain too much
    The drains will overflow
    Drawing attention to the fact 
    The land is very low.

    And even if the sun is out
    It wont help much at all
    Just makes it even easier
    To spot the cracks within the wall.

    Five bedrooms it does have however
    Two en-suites as well
    And a granny annexe too to house
    The mother in law from hell.

    I wish I could take it with me
    To Tenerife by sea
    But the feckers at the other end 
    Will slap on some Duty

    So such is life the Autumns coming
    Hope someone buys my pad
    The thought of spending Winter here
    Just makes me feel so SAD.

    :cry2:



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    England Male Posts : 21257
    Join date : 2011-08-13
    Age : 60
    Location : England

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    Post by Topdog on Tue 17 Sep 2013 - 20:17

    Nice one
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    Scotland Male Posts : 52318
    Join date : 2011-08-13
    Age : 64
    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Tue 17 Sep 2013 - 20:32

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    Liechtenstein Male Posts : 13809
    Join date : 2011-08-15
    Age : 65
    Location : Cambs / Golf del Sur

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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Tue 17 Sep 2013 - 20:36

    As you can see I was bored today.



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    Scotland Female Posts : 9976
    Join date : 2011-08-14
    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Mermaid on Tue 17 Sep 2013 - 20:47

    very good. good



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    Post by Gypsy on Tue 17 Sep 2013 - 21:41

    excellent. Just a little ditty..... 3318427985 Just a little ditty..... 3318427985 
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    Location : Cambs / Golf del Sur

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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Wed 18 Sep 2013 - 15:35

    Topdog wrote:Nice one
    I have made you bright blue Kev, just so I can take the piss some more really. Just a little ditty..... 2839888827



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