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    God's Ice Cream

    Campbell Brodie
    Campbell Brodie

    Scotland Male Posts : 59114
    Join date : 2011-08-13
    Age : 66
    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Campbell Brodie Sat 14 Sep 2013 - 20:51

    Last week, I took my grandchildren to a restaurant.
    My six-year-old grandson asked if he could say Grace.

    As we bowed our heads he said, "God is good, God is great. Thank you for the Food, and I would even thank you more if Grandpa gets us ice cream for dessert. Amen!"

    Along with the laughter from the other customers nearby, I heard a woman remark, "That's what's wrong with this country. Kids today don't even know how to pray.
    Asking God for ice cream! Why, I never!"

    Hearing this, my grandson burst into tears and asked me, "Did I do it all wrong? Is God cross with me?"

    As I held him and assured him that he had done a terrific job, and God was certainly not mad at him, an elderly gentleman approached the table.
    He winked at my grandson and said, "I happen to know that God thought that was a great prayer."

    "Really?" my grand-son asked.

    "Cross my heart," the man replied.
    Then, in a theatrical whisper, he added (indicating the woman whose remark had started this whole thing),
    "Too bad she never asks God for ice cream. A little Ice cream is good for the soul sometimes."

    Naturally, I bought my grandchildren ice cream at the end of the meal.
    My Grandson stared at his for a moment, and then did something I will remember for the rest of my life.
    He picked up his sundae, and, without a word, walked over and placed it in front of the woman.
    With a big smile he told her,
    "Here, this is for you. Shove it up your arse you grumpy old bitch! "

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    England Male Posts : 30550
    Join date : 2011-08-13
    Age : 67
    Location : England

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    Post by Mcqueen Sat 14 Sep 2013 - 21:08

    God's Ice Cream 3025408739  Grumpy fat old bitch would have been even better God's Ice Cream 1483819851 

    Ireland Male Posts : 22957
    Join date : 2011-08-30
    Age : 50
    Location : Ireland

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    Post by 3rdforum Sun 15 Sep 2013 - 2:33

    I remember that kid!

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