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    The Daily Mash

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    Mcqueen
     
     

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    Re: The Daily Mash

    Post by Mcqueen on Sat 31 Dec 2016 - 11:14

    Eye it's a mystery . 
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    Re: The Daily Mash

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Thu 12 Jan 2017 - 15:40

    "Sunny place" in ancient Greek...Daily Mash



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    Re: The Daily Mash

    Post by Adam Mint on Thu 12 Jan 2017 - 15:55

    Surgeon talking shite again,,, I rest my case..............
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    Re: The Daily Mash

    Post by Mcqueen on Sat 21 Jan 2017 - 10:51

    I am well aware Brian Denson uses me, he's layed in my chair waiting for Lexie to go to gymnastics so he can get some Zzzz
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    Re: The Daily Mash

    Post by Adam Mint on Sat 21 Jan 2017 - 19:05

    Had a couple of wife's just like that...
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    Re: The Daily Mash

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Sun 29 Jan 2017 - 18:53

    One of my pet hates...Daily Mash



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    Re: The Daily Mash

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Sun 29 Jan 2017 - 18:56

    One for Dermo! Daily Mash



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    Re: The Daily Mash

    Post by 3rdforum on Sun 29 Jan 2017 - 20:29

    We have more or less settled travellers in our village, but 3 of them are deaf. They have kids going to the local school and feckin park in any driveway that suits them as long as they don't have to walk too far to collect the kids. They seem to be ok actually. I remember the first time one of them "Spoke" to me. He was waving his arms and hands and saying "Uh uh oo arrgh sppttt". I'm not trying to be mean here, but I honestly thought it was just the way they spoke so I said "Sorry, didn't quite catch that". Some of the other dad's turned away so they couldn't be seen pissing themselves laughing. Kents, not one of them warned me . 






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    Re: The Daily Mash

    Post by Adam Mint on Sun 29 Jan 2017 - 21:40

    One of my mates has a few pet hates, students, the Irish, farmers and gyppos, were in a bar one night, we get speaking to this woman, she speaks like a mank but claims to be an Irish gypsy,,, oops two of my mates pet hates in one go, so he starts very calmly:-

    "where do you live"

    'Denton' (Area of Manchester)

    "So where do you park your caravan"

    'I don't have a caravan'

    "So what do you live in"

    'A house'

    "Well you ain't a feckin gypsy then"

    Pressed the right button there he did.....................
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    Re: The Daily Mash

    Post by zdeekie on Mon 30 Jan 2017 - 8:52

    It's a wonder a thunderbolt didn't come through the roof & flatten him . x
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    Post by Adam Mint on Mon 30 Jan 2017 - 13:50

    Think I may have posted this before but you mention the word "flatten",,, me and same mate early hours of the morning we end up in a city centre pub on a bit of a bender, we get talking to three"Big" Irish guys standing at the bar, conversation goes as follows:-

    Mate:- So what brings you over here lads, work?

    Irish lads:- No, we're over for the St Patricks Day parade... (Manchester puts on a big one)

    Mate:- You know I don't really understand that, you come over here, blow up our city centre, and we give you a feckin parade.........

    Oops time to go me thinks...
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    Re: The Daily Mash

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    Re: The Daily Mash

    Post by Adam Mint on Fri 3 Mar 2017 - 15:01

    For a second there I thought someone had bought Teresa one of them guns with a laser sight...

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    Re: The Daily Mash

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    Re: The Daily Mash

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    Re: The Daily Mash

    Post by Adam Mint on Sat 11 Mar 2017 - 14:18

    That Daily Mash page and my iPad don't see eye to eye at all,,, takes ages to load, keep getting pop ups when on in, doesn't want to scroll up or down, then when it does page freezes or goes black...

    Why, why, why the feck do I keep opening it...

    Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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    Re: The Daily Mash

    Post by Topdog on Sat 11 Mar 2017 - 14:25

    yeah that is a point, why do people stand staring, just walk through and thats it. Saw a few people staring at the Angel of the North, think they may have been scrap metal merchants figuring out the value.
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    Re: The Daily Mash

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    Re: The Daily Mash

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    First date bullshit... Daily Mash



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    Re: The Daily Mash

    Post by Adam Mint on Sun 12 Mar 2017 - 13:55

    Why do I bother opening these feckin pages...

    Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 

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    Re: The Daily Mash

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    Re: The Daily Mash

    Post by Adam Mint on Sat 25 Mar 2017 - 12:55

    I ain't opening it as it fecks my iPad right up...
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    Re: The Daily Mash

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Mon 3 Apr 2017 - 18:46

    Farmers celebrate Spring... Daily Mash



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