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    ​Clive & THE BLONDE:


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    Join date : 2011-08-14

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    Post by Gypsy on Fri 13 Sep 2013 - 14:57

    Clive walked into a sports bar at 9:58 PM. He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV.

    The 10 PM news was coming on. The news crew was covering the story of a man on the ledge of a large building
    preparing to jump.

    The blonde looked at Clive and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"

    Clive said, "You know, I bet he'll jump."

    The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't."

    Clive placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, "You're on!"

    Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, The guy on the ledge did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death.

    The blonde was very upset, but willingly handed her $20 to Clive.  "Fair's fair. Here's your money."

    Clive replied, "I can't take your money. I saw this earlier on the 5PM news, So I knew he would jump."

    The blonde replied, "I did, too, But I didn't think he'd do it again."

    Clive took the money.
    Adam Mint
    Adam Mint

    Scotland Male Posts : 22669
    Join date : 2011-10-07
    Age : 55

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    Post by Adam Mint on Fri 13 Sep 2013 - 15:28

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    Campbell Brodie
    Campbell Brodie

    Scotland Male Posts : 56937
    Join date : 2011-08-13
    Age : 65
    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Fri 13 Sep 2013 - 16:13

    Colour of hair and brain cells...is there really a link? ​Clive & THE BLONDE: 878948377 

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