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    Pregnant Prostitute

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    Adam Mint
     
     

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    Re: Pregnant Prostitute

    Post by Adam Mint on Mon 21 Oct 2013 - 14:50

    If you force sex on a prostitute, is it rape or shoplifting...


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    Re: Pregnant Prostitute

    Post by Adam Mint on Thu 31 Oct 2013 - 13:06

    Whats the difference between a hooker and a Kit Kat?


    You only get 4 fingers in a Kit Kat!...
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    Re: Pregnant Prostitute

    Post by Adam Mint on Sat 2 Nov 2013 - 12:42

    What does bungee jumping and prostitution have in common?


    They both cost a hundred quid and if the rubber breaks, you're fu#ked...
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    Re: Pregnant Prostitute

    Post by Adam Mint on Tue 5 Nov 2013 - 15:47

    Little Johnnie was in his math class one day when the teacher singled him out. "If I gave you £200," the teacher began, "and you gave £50 to Mary, £50 to Sally and £50 to Susan, what would you have?"

    "An orgy"...

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