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    Marriage counselling.

    Campbell Brodie
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    Scotland Male Posts : 49761
    Join date : 2011-08-13
    Age : 64
    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Tue 27 Sep 2011 - 19:30

    Eileen and her husband Bob went for counseling after 25
    years of marriage. When asked what the problem was, Eileen went into a
    passionate, painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the 25
    years they had been married. She went on and on and on:


    neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling
    unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured
    over the course of their marriage.











    Finally, after allowing this to go on for a sufficient
    length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and after asking
    Eileen to stand, embraced her, unbuttoned her blouse and bra, put his hands on
    her breasts and massaged them thoroughly, while kissing her passionately as her
    husband Bob watched with a raised eyebrow!





    Eileen shut up, buttoned up her blouse, and quietly sat
    down while basking in the glow of being highly aroused.





    The therapist turned to Bob and said, 'This is what your
    wife needs at least three times a week.. Can you do this?'





    Bob thought for a moment and replied, 'Well, I can drop
    her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I play golf.



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    Mcqueen
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    England Male Posts : 28576
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    Age : 65
    Location : England

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    Post by Mcqueen on Tue 27 Sep 2011 - 19:40

    Marriage counselling. 3077217049 Women eh,
    Topdog
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    Post by Topdog on Tue 27 Sep 2011 - 20:22

    WHERE IS THIS CLINIC? 🤣
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    Gypsy
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    Mcqueen
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