years of marriage. When asked what the problem was, Eileen went into a
passionate, painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the 25
years they had been married. She went on and on and on:
neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling
unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured
over the course of their marriage.
Finally, after allowing this to go on for a sufficient
length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and after asking
Eileen to stand, embraced her, unbuttoned her blouse and bra, put his hands on
her breasts and massaged them thoroughly, while kissing her passionately as her
husband Bob watched with a raised eyebrow!
Eileen shut up, buttoned up her blouse, and quietly sat
down while basking in the glow of being highly aroused.
The therapist turned to Bob and said, 'This is what your
wife needs at least three times a week.. Can you do this?'
Bob thought for a moment and replied, 'Well, I can drop
her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I play golf.