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    A Snore Cure....

    JaBBa
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    Post by JaBBa on Sat 7 Sep 2013 - 12:59


    The blokes were all at a bowls camp. No one wanted to room with Lone Ranger, because he snored so badly. 


    They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns. 


    The first one was JaBBa that spent the night with Lone Ranger and comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot. 


    They said, "Man, what happened to you ?" 


    He said, "Lone Ranger snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night. 


    The next night it was 3rdforum's turn. In the morning, same thing hair all standing up, eyes all bloodshot. 


    They said, "Man, what happened to you ? You look awful !" 


    He said, 'Man, that Lone Ranger shakes the roof with his snoring. I watched him all night." 


    The third night was Topdog's turn,he was a tanned, older bowler; a man's man. 


    The next morning he came to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy tailed. "Good morning !" he said. 


    They couldn't believe it. 


    They said, "Topdog, what happened ?" 


    He said, "Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Lone Ranger into bed, patted him on the bum, and kissed him goodnight. 


    Lone Ranger sat up and watched me all night


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    TechMan A Snore Cure.... 206331103
    Adam Mint
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    Post by Adam Mint on Sat 7 Sep 2013 - 13:01

    The blight of copy and paste strikes again...
    JaBBa
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    Post by JaBBa on Sat 7 Sep 2013 - 13:05

    Adam Mint wrote:The blight of copy and paste strikes again...
    LOL...Hows that....



    TechMan A Snore Cure.... 206331103
    Adam Mint
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    Post by Adam Mint on Sat 7 Sep 2013 - 13:09

    Yip, we can supposedly put men on the moon, but we can't copy and paste white text,,, worked in the past, then it fu#ked up for some unknown reason, didn't it Cam...
    Mcqueen
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    Post by Mcqueen on Sat 7 Sep 2013 - 14:18

    Paste A Snore Cure.... 3275847336 
    Campbell Brodie
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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Sat 7 Sep 2013 - 15:44

    I don't snore .....much A Snore Cure.... 3025408739 



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    Daryn
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    Post by Daryn on Sat 7 Sep 2013 - 17:29

    hahaha brilliant lol A Snore Cure.... 2485877773



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    Post by Mermaid on Sat 7 Sep 2013 - 18:58

    gave me a laugh



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