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    Adam Mint
    Adam Mint
     
     

    Scotland Male Posts : 21463
    Join date : 2011-10-07
    Age : 54

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    Post by Adam Mint on Wed 4 Sep 2013 - 14:02

    Golf!

    A Scottish Jew decided to retire and take up golf, so he applied for membership at a local golf club. About a week later he received a letter that his application has been rejected.  He went to the club to inquire as to why.

    Secretary: You are aware that this is a Scottish golf club?

    Scot: Aye, but I am as Scottish as you are, ma'am, my name is MacTavish.

    Secretary: Do you know that on formal occasions we wear a kilt?

    Scot: Aye, I do know, and I wear a kilt too.

    Secretary: You are also aware, that we wear nothing under the kilt?

    Scot: Aye, and neither do I.

    Secretary: Are you also aware, that the members sit naked in the steam room?

    Scot: Aye, I also do the same.

    Secretary: But you are a Jew?

    Scot: Aye, I be that.

    Secretary: So, being Jewish, you are circumcised, is that correct?

    Scot: Aye, I be that, too.

    Secretary: I am terribly sorry, but the members just would not feel comfortable sitting in the steam room with you, since your privates are different from theirs.

    Scot: Ach, I know that you have to be a Protestant to march with the Orangemen.  And I know that you have to be a Catholic to join the Knights of Columbus.  But this is the first time I've heard that you have to be a complete prick to join a golf club!
    Adam Mint
    Adam Mint
     
     

    Scotland Male Posts : 21463
    Join date : 2011-10-07
    Age : 54

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    Post by Adam Mint on Wed 4 Sep 2013 - 14:09

    Can't get rid of the little [b] things, they don't show in preview...

    :pc2:
    searcher
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    Scotland Male Posts : 6864
    Join date : 2012-09-18
    Age : 75
    Location : edinburgh

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    Post by searcher on Wed 4 Sep 2013 - 15:43

    Adam Mint wrote:Can't get rid of the little [b] things, they don't show in preview...

    :pc2:
    sometimes the little bs are hard to get rid of, been trying for years Golf 3025408739
    Gypsy
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    Spain Female Posts : 12665
    Join date : 2011-08-14

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    Post by Gypsy on Wed 4 Sep 2013 - 19:35

    I just looked at them , waggled my finger and the B'd off   Angry3

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