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    I want to be Sara Pipalini

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    Post by Gypsy on Tue 20 Aug 2013 - 11:13

    Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven.

    At the Pearly Gates, they are met by St. Peter. He says, 'Sisters, you all led such exemplary lives that the Lord is granting you six months to go back to earth and be anyone you wish to be.

    The first nun says, 'I want to be Sophia Loren;'  And *poof* she's gone.

    The second says, 'I want to be Madonna and  *poof* she's gone.

    The third says, 'I want to be Sara Pipalini..'

    St. Peter looks perplexed. 'Who?' he asks.

    'Sara Pipalini' replies the nun.

    St.Peter shakes his head and says, 'I'm sorry, but that name just  doesn't ring a bell.'

    The nun then takes a newspaper out of her habit and hands it to St. Peter. St. Peter reads the paper and starts laughing. He hands it back to her and says...

    'No sister, the paper says it was the 'Sahara Pipeline' that was laid by 1,400 men in 6 months.'
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    Post by Mcqueen on Tue 20 Aug 2013 - 11:52

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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Tue 20 Aug 2013 - 16:23

    Why would anyone want to be a nun? Beats me...I want to be Sara Pipalini 3275847336 



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    Post by Mermaid on Tue 20 Aug 2013 - 16:24

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    Post by 3rdforum on Tue 20 Aug 2013 - 16:34

    Think Mrs Brown had that one in her show I want to be Sara Pipalini 3025408739 






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    Post by searcher on Tue 20 Aug 2013 - 17:20

    The Lone Ranger wrote:Why would anyone want to be a nun? Beats me...I want to be Sara Pipalini 3275847336 
    That was my reaction as well, priests/monks only seem interested in wee boys
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    Post by Mcqueen on Tue 20 Aug 2013 - 18:01

    The Lone Ranger wrote:Why would anyone want to be a nun? Beats me...I want to be Sara Pipalini 3275847336 
    They get to walk about with no knickers on, Very liberating i hear, I want to be Sara Pipalini 3275847336 
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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Tue 20 Aug 2013 - 18:19

    Nuns going commando! I want to be Sara Pipalini 3025408739 



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    Post by Gypsy on Tue 20 Aug 2013 - 19:03

    Oy you lot this is a serious forum you are all I want to be Sara Pipalini Offtopic so I want to be Sara Pipalini Panstop
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    Post by 3rdforum on Tue 20 Aug 2013 - 19:13

    Mcqueen wrote:
    The Lone Ranger wrote:Why would anyone want to be a nun? Beats me...I want to be Sara Pipalini 3275847336 
    They get to walk about with no knickers on, Very liberating i hear, I want to be Sara Pipalini 3275847336 
    Wonder how they got into that habit??






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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Tue 20 Aug 2013 - 19:36

    3rdforum wrote:
    Mcqueen wrote:
    The Lone Ranger wrote:Why would anyone want to be a nun? Beats me...I want to be Sara Pipalini 3275847336 
    They get to walk about with no knickers on, Very liberating i hear, I want to be Sara Pipalini 3275847336 
    Wonder how they got into that habit??
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    ...sorry Gypsy...I want to be Sara Pipalini 2761542443 



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    Post by Mcqueen on Tue 20 Aug 2013 - 20:00

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    Post by Gypsy on Tue 20 Aug 2013 - 20:01

    I want to be Sara Pipalini Baaa Get on with it, I'm off to watch some telly.

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