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    Scottish friendship...

    Campbell Brodie
    Campbell Brodie
     
     

    Scotland Male Posts : 49688
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    Age : 64
    Location : Scotland

    Scottish friendship... Empty Scottish friendship...

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Tue 13 Aug 2013 - 18:35

    1. When ye are sad -- I will help you get pished and plot revenge against the bar steward who made ye sad.
    2. When ye are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking ye.
    3. When ye smile -- I will know ye are thinking of something that I would probably want to be involved in.
    4. When ye are scared -- I will take the pish oot o you every chance I get,
    until you're NOT.
    5. When ye are worried -- I will tell ye stories about how much worse it could be until
    YE STOP WHINING!
    6... When yer confused -- I will try to use only wee words .
    7... When yer sick -- Stay the f*** away fae me until ye are well again.
    I don't want whatever ye've got.
    8... When ye fall, I will laugh my heid aff at you, you clumsy arse,
    .........but I'll help you up.
    9... This is my oath.... I pledge it tae the end.
    'Why?' you may ask;
    Because you are my friend.
    Friendship is like pishing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth



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    Adam Mint
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    Scotland Male Posts : 21463
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    Age : 54

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    Post by Adam Mint on Wed 14 Aug 2013 - 0:50

    Could you please translate that in to English so I can show the guys in the local it, some of them still don't get me, been it hot water a few times with my Scottish sense of humour...

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    Perfectspecimen
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    Age : 65
    Location : Cambs / Golf del Sur

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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Wed 14 Aug 2013 - 17:39

    If you are in the pub tonight at 8pm you are gonna need one. Scottish friendship... 2485877773



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    Adam Mint
    Adam Mint
     
     

    Scotland Male Posts : 21463
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    Age : 54

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    Post by Adam Mint on Thu 15 Aug 2013 - 17:29

    Scottish friendship... 3417148095
    Topdog
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    England Male Posts : 21256
    Join date : 2011-08-13
    Age : 60
    Location : England

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    Post by Topdog on Thu 15 Aug 2013 - 18:46

    I was in Lazy daze, packed out, English and Scottish, right laugh, Scottish bought us drinks.
    Adam Mint
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    Age : 54

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    Post by Adam Mint on Thu 15 Aug 2013 - 18:49

    Wouldn't get someone from Yorkshire doing that would you..
    Mcqueen
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    Post by Mcqueen on Thu 15 Aug 2013 - 19:04

    Scottish friendship... 2419626307  I dont drink, so no Scottish friendship... 3025408739 

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