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    Post by Gypsy on Tue 13 Aug 2013 - 13:08

    These Amazon reviews are pretty funny,
    In Over Through and Out, was OK,
    Let’s get down to it was funny    BUT...

    I choked on  A Poor Addition To My Collection!

    So what do guys expect for £9



    So here she is  and this is the link Reviews
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    Post by Mcqueen on Tue 13 Aug 2013 - 13:37

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    Post by Adam Mint on Tue 13 Aug 2013 - 13:40

    Mods, can this be moved to the porn thread...

    Well, it would be a start...

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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Tue 13 Aug 2013 - 14:12

    Yes I have been disappointed in the past after unwrapping the 'goodies'. Tits that start off looking promising but end up looking like a pair of deflated airbags spring to mind. And just gets worse when they already look 6 months pregnant. "Got any beers in the fridge dear?"



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    Post by Gypsy on Tue 13 Aug 2013 - 15:39

    Did any of you read the actual review though, I am still chuckling at it.   Oh sod it, we might as well get the Guinness world record for abuse reports in a week.

    In, Over, Through and Out

    I have been knitting and fishing for a number of years. I have discovered that Bernard, my live-in-doll, is perfect for winding wool around her arms and bragging to my American neighbours - Hank and Myrtle - about just how big the fish that got away really was, whilst I fill 'er up using my tyre inflation pump plugged into the car's cigarette lighter socket. Hank says that Bernard is a real character and that she is full of spunk. I am just relieved that myself and my American neighbours are separated by a common language

    the let down was a let down...

    After years living on my own following the sad demise of my late wife, I decided to buy 'Sharon' as a trusty companion to share fun, sun and little bit of mountaineering. However, after I had blown her up, I found her impossible to live with - that vacant stare, her cold manner and the inability to keep her damn mouth shut - just like my late wife! She must be a medical oddity as such a slim woman should surely not have a goiter that big without the need of medication? Just like my late wife! She was surly, she was distant and quite honestly she reminded me of all the reasons why my late wife had the fatal 'accident' with my garden shears... Just like the late Sharon.

    And the funniest IMO

    A Poor Addition To My Collection!

    I bought this product expecting a good quality 'Love Doll' to add to my collection that includes some fine pieces. I was however extremely disappointed.
    When I first opened the box and saw her face I was optimistic. She had that vacant expression and a look of self loathing in her eyes that I normally love in a woman/'Love Doll'. And that short and sassy blonde hair that just screamed daddy issues.

    Then as I moved my eyes and hands down her body I was dismayed to find her breasts resembled two tic-tacs on an ironing board. This was worsened by the fact that upon twisting her nipples I discovered they weren't the high quality latex I'm accustomed too but they were in-fact PVC. Utterly disappointing.

    Her lower regions furthered my feelings of being unfulfilled. Her legs were split at about 50 degrees. I usually find I need about 65 degrees to give me easy access to the crotch area. But, when I finally gained access I found this 'love doll' was missing a vital organ... I'll leave it to your imagination to think of which one. But I only searched for the organ for about 5 minutes before she popped, and I didn't even poke that hard.

    It was an absolute waste of £9 and will not be included alongside Brenda and Juliet in my collection.


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    Post by Mermaid on Tue 13 Aug 2013 - 16:28

    i am sore with laughing. What were you doing on Amazon to view these comments.  TRUE - Amazon reviews of Inflatable Love Doll/ Blow Up Doll Female 1293740352



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    Post by Gypsy on Tue 13 Aug 2013 - 16:37

    I was sent the link..........
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    Post by Adam Mint on Tue 13 Aug 2013 - 16:43

    mmmm...
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    Post by Mcqueen on Tue 13 Aug 2013 - 17:03

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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Tue 13 Aug 2013 - 18:13

    wool winding arms...TRUE - Amazon reviews of Inflatable Love Doll/ Blow Up Doll Female 3025408739 



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