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    Spaghetti

    Campbell Brodie
    Campbell Brodie
     
     

    Scotland Male Posts : 56884
    Join date : 2011-08-13
    Age : 65
    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Sun Aug 11, 2013 9:11 pm

    For 2 years a man was having an affair with an Italian woman.

    One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child.

    If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18.
    She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born.      

    To keep it discreet, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and write 'Spaghetti' on the back. He would then arrange for the child support  payments to begin.
    One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife.
    'Honey!,' she said, 'you received a very strange post card today.'

    'Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it later,' he said.

    The wife obeyed and watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted.

    On the card was written:
    Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti.
    Three with meatballs, two without.
    Send extra sauce.



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    Mcqueen
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    England Male Posts : 30231
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    Age : 66
    Location : England

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    Post by Mcqueen on Sun Aug 11, 2013 9:25 pm

    Spaghetti 3025408739  3 boys and 2 girls Spaghetti 2419626307  Spaghetti 2472758156 

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