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    Post by Mermaid on Wed 26 Feb 2014 - 19:00

    the cyclist should have known he was not allowed on that road. Sat Nav's are not always correct



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    Post by Adam Mint on Thu 27 Feb 2014 - 17:49

    Adam Mint wrote:The twat of a cop who stops the traffic on the slip road to let him cross, more likely to cause an accident than the guy cycling down the hard shoulder...

    3rdforum wrote:what film clip??

    OK who nicked the link to the bbc report...

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    Post by Adam Mint on Thu 27 Feb 2014 - 17:51

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    Post by Adam Mint on Thu 24 Apr 2014 - 13:31

    Adam Mint wrote:The one that got away...

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cambridgeshire-24364332


    No bike required this time...

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-27137939

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    Post by searcher on Thu 24 Apr 2014 - 18:07

    Liked the way the motorists stopped to see he was O.K  What planet is this twat from... - Page 3 3025408739
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    Post by Adam Mint on Tue 7 Oct 2014 - 13:10

    I wonder if this law abiding person also films cyclists who jump red lights etc...

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-29505994
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    Post by Mcqueen on Tue 7 Oct 2014 - 14:01

    Ha ha, First thing i thought was run the Kent over What planet is this twat from... - Page 3 506932706
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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Tue 7 Oct 2014 - 18:36

    I think his life insurance has just quadrupled.  What planet is this twat from... - Page 3 3025408739 Imagine riding a bike to work in London 20 miles each way every day, the guys a complete nutter.



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    Post by Adam Mint on Sun 21 Dec 2014 - 11:31

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    Post by Adam Mint on Fri 16 Jan 2015 - 13:23

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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Fri 16 Jan 2015 - 18:09

    Big brother is watching you...



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    Post by 3rdforum on Fri 16 Jan 2015 - 18:21

    Why are the police looking for him?? He was doing a public service.






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    Post by Adam Mint on Mon 9 Feb 2015 - 15:10

    mmmm, not sure whose side I'm on here...

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-31114063

    Annie knows how to deal with them, she drives in to a busy junction, the lights change, there's a gap behind her so she reverses back to clear the junction, she hears a thump, looks in her mirror and sees a guys face peering in her rear window so she gets out the car, the guys hanging on for dear life to his mobility scooter which is at a 45 degree angle, Annie jumps back in her car and carefully drives forward lowering him back to the ground, she gets out of the car again to see if the guys ok, turns out the guys irish and welcomes her with "You feckin donkys prick",,, Annie given the situation decides to let him off with that one...
    Now remember I said there was a gap behind Annies car, well the reason for the gap was that that was the pedestrian walkway bit and the green man had come on, hence the guy made to cross the road...
    There was no damage and he wasn't hurt but by chance two cops turned up on the scene, they took down details but nothing more came of it...
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    Post by Adam Mint on Mon 9 Feb 2015 - 15:20

    Still on the subject of mobility scooters, my old local up in Scotland, one of the old timers got to the stage of needing a mobility scooter to get back and forward to the pub, he got a bit of stick from the other regulars about this, but all done with the best possible taste so to speak,,, the lads decided to get him a set of personalises number plates for his scooter which were displayed with pride front and rear, and what did they read,,, "D3CAY"
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    Post by Mcqueen on Mon 9 Feb 2015 - 15:38

    What planet is this twat from... - Page 3 3025408739 Old kid near us drives what looks like a phone box, and its Red, He dont give a feck whos in his way
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    Post by 3rdforum on Mon 9 Feb 2015 - 15:45

    Adam Mint wrote:mmmm, not sure whose side I'm on here...

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-31114063

    Annie knows how to deal with them, she drives in to a busy junction, the lights change, there's a gap behind her so she reverses back to clear the junction, she hears a thump, looks in her mirror and sees a guys face peering in her rear window so she gets out the car,  the guys hanging on for dear life to his mobility scooter which is at a 45 degree angle, Annie jumps back in her car and carefully drives forward lowering him back to the ground, she gets out of the car again to see if the guys ok, turns out the guys irish and welcomes her with "You feckin donkys prick",,, Annie given the situation decides to let him off with that one...
    Now remember I said there was a gap behind Annies car, well the reason for the gap was that that was the pedestrian walkway bit and the green man had come on, hence the guy made to cross the road...
    There was no damage and he wasn't hurt but by chance two cops turned up on the scene, they took down details but nothing more came of it...
    Just curious, what's him being Irish got to do with any of it?






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    Post by searcher on Mon 9 Feb 2015 - 16:36

    3rdforum wrote:
    Adam Mint wrote:mmmm, not sure whose side I'm on here...

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-31114063

    Annie knows how to deal with them, she drives in to a busy junction, the lights change, there's a gap behind her so she reverses back to clear the junction, she hears a thump, looks in her mirror and sees a guys face peering in her rear window so she gets out the car,  the guys hanging on for dear life to his mobility scooter which is at a 45 degree angle, Annie jumps back in her car and carefully drives forward lowering him back to the ground, she gets out of the car again to see if the guys ok, turns out the guys irish and welcomes her with "You feckin donkys prick",,, Annie given the situation decides to let him off with that one...
    Now remember I said there was a gap behind Annies car, well the reason for the gap was that that was the pedestrian walkway bit and the green man had come on, hence the guy made to cross the road...
    There was no damage and he wasn't hurt but by chance two cops turned up on the scene, they took down details but nothing more came of it...
    Just curious, what's him being Irish got to do with any of it?

    If he was a Scot he would have said "Oh you are a silly devil "
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    Post by Adam Mint on Tue 10 Feb 2015 - 0:27

    3rdforum wrote:
    Adam Mint wrote:mmmm, not sure whose side I'm on here...

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-31114063

    Annie knows how to deal with them, she drives in to a busy junction, the lights change, there's a gap behind her so she reverses back to clear the junction, she hears a thump, looks in her mirror and sees a guys face peering in her rear window so she gets out the car,  the guys hanging on for dear life to his mobility scooter which is at a 45 degree angle, Annie jumps back in her car and carefully drives forward lowering him back to the ground, she gets out of the car again to see if the guys ok, turns out the guys irish and welcomes her with "You feckin donkys prick",,, Annie given the situation decides to let him off with that one...
    Now remember I said there was a gap behind Annies car, well the reason for the gap was that that was the pedestrian walkway bit and the green man had come on, hence the guy made to cross the road...
    There was no damage and he wasn't hurt but by chance two cops turned up on the scene, they took down details but nothing more came of it...
    Just curious, what's him being Irish got to do with any of it?

    Any normal person would have thought stupid woman driver drives in to grid locked junction, whats she gonna do when the light change,,, obvious, reverse,,, she's a woman,,, but the Irish guy, nah, eejit drives right behind her...

    No, the answer is absolutely feck all, Annie just seemed to think his accent complemented his comment ...

    Oh, her fathers Irish, born Donegal, so she ain't got no axe to grind, one of her daughters and her mate fly over to Shannon airport in a week or so's time to spend her birthday somewhere around there with some family, Ireland beware.................
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    Post by Adam Mint on Wed 16 Sep 2015 - 16:29

    And if it had went tits up it would have been a motorist our truck drivers fault...

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/video_and_audio/must_see/34266349
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    Post by Adam Mint on Mon 9 May 2016 - 22:32

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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Tue 10 May 2016 - 1:01

    Bloody cyclists think they own the road, and the pavements. And that lycra uniform worries me. Came upon a big fat bird with a massive arse on a bike resplendant in all the shiny lycra stuff the other day. Jeez, I felt sorry for the poor bike. Must have had 50psi in the tyres.  What planet is this twat from... - Page 3 1498946960
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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Tue 10 May 2016 - 17:48

    50psi is about normal...that's what my bike has. (45-60psi recommended)



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    Post by 3rdforum on Tue 10 May 2016 - 17:49

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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Tue 10 May 2016 - 17:58

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