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    What planet is this twat from...

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    Post by Adam Mint on Thu 8 Aug 2013 - 18:03

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     “Motorists should be automatically blamed for any collision with a bicycle – even if the cyclist caused it by running a red light, according to a new policy idea from the Liberal Democrats”.



     This subject was discussed on the radio today, now I aint anti cyclist, just got a problem with twats on bikes who seem to think they own the planet...



    Just last night I’m sitting where the car marked with the red X is waiting to turn right on to the Manchester ring-road, the traffic lights are at green for the traffic going anti clockwise on the ring road plus the green filter light is on for traffic turning right off the ring-road indicated by the blue arrow, traffic going clockwise on the ring road is held at a red light to allow this to happen.



    A twat on a bike a appears from between the traffic held at the red light and starts circling as indicated on map in front of them, second a gap appears in the line of traffic turning right he shoots through.



    Now if the twat on the bike had been hit by the car he shot in front of, this twat of a MP wants the car driver to be automatically held responsible.....................
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     http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2386533/Now-Lib-Dems-want-drivers-blamed-crash-cyclist-fined-car-strays-bike-lane.html

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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Thu 8 Aug 2013 - 18:06

    bollocks...



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    Post by Mcqueen on Thu 8 Aug 2013 - 18:17

    If that happens and you run a cyclist over, all you do is make sure he is dead and dump his body, What planet is this twat from... 506932706 
    That way cyclists will become aware that people are going missing and take more care, What planet is this twat from... 1483819851 
    We could print stickers of cyclists that you stick down the side of your car, It would be seen as manly to have a big line of them,
    I would have 3 by now which isnt much but i would go out of my way to improve on it,
    I could tell a few storys but not on a forum, What planet is this twat from... 3275847336 
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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Thu 8 Aug 2013 - 18:47

    I wouldnt if I were you......Awww, go on then.



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    Post by Adam Mint on Mon 12 Aug 2013 - 15:45

    £94m...
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    Thought the country was skint...

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-23657010


    Just the other week they had that Sky Ride thing in Manchester, they shut off some of the main routes through the town so this lot could cycle around looking like a bunch of twats in their lycra. The bill for policing and traffic management in setting up the route and associated diversions must have cost thousands, then at the end what do the green twats do, load their bikes on to their cars and drive home...

    As previously said I have nothing against cyclists, the same goes for gays, vegetarians, ethnic groups etc,,, I just don't want to pay for them...

    When are that lot going to start subsidising my trips to the pub...

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    Post by Adam Mint on Mon 12 Aug 2013 - 15:53

    And another on your bike Boris...

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-23662713


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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Mon 12 Aug 2013 - 17:37

    £4.1m for Cambridge I see. They have a guided bus route into Cambridge, the 'driver' doesnt need to steer. Some of it follows a disused railway line and car drivers have to stop at a red light to let it pass. What a total waste of time and money, its painfully slow and hardly anybody uses it except pensioners after 9.30 am cos its free for them. Well, not free cos I have to pay in my council tax. And talking of pensioners best I start looking for a nice bungalow next to a bus stop before the fecking bar stewards stop me driving being too old like, ffs.
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    Post by Adam Mint on Mon 12 Aug 2013 - 17:47

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    Perfectspecimen wrote:£4.1m for Cambridge I see. They have a guided bus route into Cambridge, the 'driver' doesnt need to steer. Some of it follows a disused railway line and car drivers have to stop at a red light to let it pass. What a total waste of time and money, its painfully slow and hardly anybody uses it except pensioners after 9.30 am cos its free for them. Well, not free cos I have to pay in my council tax. And talking of pensioners best I start looking for a nice bungalow next to a bus stop before the fecking bar stewards stop me driving being too old like, ffs.
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    Ah, it's not a bus then you see, it's a tram...
    They get an EEC grant to develop the system then you see, cos its green.....
    Half the busses in Edinburgh has those castors fitted to the steering drop arms so they then became trams, grant, grant, grant, etc, there was a few hundred yards of guided roadway on an obscure bus route on the outskirts of town that the majority of these busses, sorry trams never seen, Leeds played the same game...
    But seemingly it wasn't a total waste, came in handy for learning women bus drivers...

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    Post by Adam Mint on Tue 13 Aug 2013 - 16:54

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    Post by Mcqueen on Tue 13 Aug 2013 - 17:10

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    Post by Adam Mint on Sun 25 Aug 2013 - 15:06

    I see about eight cars in the photo and one cyclist, so why spend a fortune on that twat...

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-berkshire-23712134
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    Post by Adam Mint on Wed 11 Sep 2013 - 15:18

    Just been looking at the Scottish budget being presented at the moment by John Swinney the Scottish treasury minister, how do you trust someone with a name like that with your money... anyway, this is how he's going to waste £60m:-

    "£40m investment in sustainable transport. £20m extra in cycling to support "active travel"."

    £40m in sustainable transport, what the fsss that, wood burning busses,,, and £20m on supporting active travel, cycling to you and me... Give me £20m mate and I'll soon get on my bike,,, even in Scotland's shit weather...

    What pisses me of is, pre the age of being able to have a motorbike/car I cycled everywhere, for pleasure, to work and as a sport, didn't need £20m wasted on painted roads, cycle paths and signs that most of todays just cyclists ignore...

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    Post by Adam Mint on Wed 2 Oct 2013 - 13:20

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    Post by Mcqueen on Wed 2 Oct 2013 - 14:14

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    Post by Mermaid on Wed 2 Oct 2013 - 14:15

    the stupidity of some people.



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    Post by 3rdforum on Wed 2 Oct 2013 - 14:34

    Damn, so near..........






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    Post by Adam Mint on Wed 2 Oct 2013 - 14:40

    Wears a safety helmet then try's that,,, twat...

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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Wed 2 Oct 2013 - 16:31

    I know she's a twat, but if they had double barriers each side instead of a single barrier half-way across the road each side, she wouldn't have been able to dodge round them!



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    Post by Adam Mint on Wed 2 Oct 2013 - 16:32

    Two twats now...

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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Fri 4 Oct 2013 - 21:56

    She's handed herself in...BBC News



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    Post by Mcqueen on Fri 4 Oct 2013 - 22:01

    The Lone Ranger wrote:She's handed herself in...BBC News
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    Post by Adam Mint on Thu 10 Oct 2013 - 14:00

    She should get the same punishment as a car driver...

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cambridgeshire-24473905
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    Post by Mcqueen on Thu 10 Oct 2013 - 15:07

    Law unto themselves cyclists Transport  I run them into the kerb every opportunity What planet is this twat from... 1483819851 Kents
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    Post by Mermaid on Thu 10 Oct 2013 - 16:10

    she should get some punishment,even a hefty fine



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    Post by Adam Mint on Thu 10 Oct 2013 - 16:15

    Make her cycle in front of Mcqueen...

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