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    Today's joke from Warbey

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    Post by Gypsy on Wed 24 Jul 2013 - 20:24

    A police motorcycle police officer stops a driver for shooting through a red light.
    The driver is a real bar steward, steps out of his car and comes striding toward the officer, demanding to know why he is being harassed by the Gestapo!

    So the officer calmly tells him of the red light violation. The motorist instantly goes on a tirade, questioning the officer's ancestry, sexual orientation, etc., in rather explicit offensive terms.

    The tirade goes on without the officer saying anything.

    When the officer finishes writing the ticket he puts an "AH" in the lower right corner of the narrative portion of the ticket. He then hands it to The 'violator' for his signature. The bloke signs the ticket angrily, and when presented with his copy points to the "AH" and demands to know what it stands for.

    The officer says, "That's so when we go to court, I'll remember that you're an arsehole!"

    Two months later they're in court. The 'violator' has a bad driving record with a high number of points and is in danger of losing his licence, so he hired a lawyer to represent him.

    On the stand the officer testifies to seeing the man run through the red light.

    Under cross examination the defence attorney asks; "Officer is this a reasonable facsimile of the ticket that you issued to my client?"

    Officer responds, "Yes, sir, that is the defendant's copy, his signature and mine, same number at the top."

    Lawyer: "Officer, is there any particular marking or notation on this ticket you don't normally make?"

    "Yes, sir, in the lower right corner of the narrative there is an "AH," underlined."

    "What does the "AH" stand for, officer?"

    "Aggressive and hostile, Sir."

    "Aggressive and hostile?"

    "Yes, Sir.

    "Officer, are you sure it doesn't stand for arsehole?"

    Well, sir, you know your client better than I do.


    ~~~~ How often can one get an attorney to convict his own client~~~~
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    Post by Mcqueen on Wed 24 Jul 2013 - 20:43

    Today's joke from Warbey 3025408739  Brilliant
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    Post by fire13 on Thu 25 Jul 2013 - 0:08

    Today's joke from Warbey 3318427985 Pinched.
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    Post by Gypsy on Thu 25 Jul 2013 - 10:00

    fire13 wrote:Today's joke from Warbey 3318427985 Pinched.

    You should know by now I don´t just pinch, Today's joke from Warbey 1498946960  I always give credit - now behave yourself Son ! Today's joke from Warbey 506932706
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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Thu 25 Jul 2013 - 10:24

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    Post by fire13 on Thu 25 Jul 2013 - 21:00

    lol

    I meant I'm pinching it.
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    Post by Topdog on Thu 25 Jul 2013 - 21:31

    Great joke Today's joke from Warbey 2485877773

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