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    A blonde joke!

    Gypsy
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    Join date : 2011-08-14

    A blonde joke! Empty A blonde joke!

    Post by Gypsy on Sun 21 Jul 2013 - 8:46

    An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.
    He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.

    After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender,
    'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'

    The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.

    In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,

    'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair,
    Given that you are blind, that you should know five things:

    1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

    2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.

    3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

    4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.

    5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

    Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy.
    Do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?'

    The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters,
    'No, not if I'm gonna have to explain it 5 times.
    Mcqueen
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    England Male Posts : 30376
    Join date : 2011-08-13
    Age : 66
    Location : England

    A blonde joke! Empty Re: A blonde joke!

    Post by Mcqueen on Sun 21 Jul 2013 - 9:19

    A blonde joke! 3025408739 
    Campbell Brodie
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    Scotland Male Posts : 57797
    Join date : 2011-08-13
    Age : 65
    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Sun 21 Jul 2013 - 9:25

    Is he dead? A blonde joke! 3025408739 



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