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    Irish Medical Dictionary

    Campbell Brodie
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    Age : 65
    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Sat 24 Sep 2011 - 8:53

    The Irish have the lowest stress rate
    Because they do not take medical terminology seriously ...



    Medical Term


    Irish Definition

    Artery

    -

    The
    study of paintings


    Bacteria

    -

    Back
    door to cafeteria


    Barium

    -

    What
    doctors do when patients die


    Benign

    -

    What
    you be, after you be eight


    Caesarean
    Section


    -

    A
    neighbourhood in Rome


    Cat
    scan


    -

    Searching
    for Kitty


    Cauterize

    -

    Made
    eye contact with her


    Colic

    -

    A
    sheep dog


    Coma

    -

    A
    punctuation mark


    Dilate

    -

    To
    live long


    Enema

    -

    Not
    a friend


    Fester

    -

    Quicker
    than someone else


    Fibula

    -

    A
    small lie


    Impotent

    -

    Distinguished,
    well known


    Labour
    Pain


    -

    Getting
    hurt at work


    Medical
    Staff


    -

    A
    Doctor's cane


    Morbid

    -

    A
    higher offer


    Nitrates

    -

    Rates
    of Pay for Working at Night,
    Normally more money than Days


    Node

    -

    I
    knew it


    Outpatient

    -

    A
    person who has fainted


    Pelvis

    -

    Second
    cousin to Elvis


    Post
    Operative


    -

    A
    letter carrier


    Recovery
    Room


    -

    Place
    to do upholstery


    Rectum

    -

    Nearly
    killed him


    Secretion

    -

    Hiding
    something


    Seizure

    -

    Roman
    Emperor


    Tablet

    -

    A
    small table


    Terminal
    Illness


    -

    Getting
    sick at the airport


    Tumour

    -

    One
    plus one more


    Urine

    -

    Opposite
    of you're out





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    Gypsy
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    Post by Gypsy on Sat 24 Sep 2011 - 10:09

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    3rdforum
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    Age : 49
    Location : Ireland

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    Post by 3rdforum on Sat 24 Sep 2011 - 17:40

    OI!!! Watch it you ( says he digging out his Scotsman joke book) Irish Medical Dictionary 3025408739






    Topdog
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    Age : 60
    Location : England

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    Post by Topdog on Sat 24 Sep 2011 - 19:49

    What sort of Scottish jokes.............oh like, my Scottish mate was stripping the wallpaper and I said "you decorating Jock?" he said "no, moving".
    Mcqueen
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    England Male Posts : 29582
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    Post by Mcqueen on Sat 24 Sep 2011 - 19:58

    Topdog wrote:What sort of Scottish jokes.............oh like, my Scottish mate was stripping the wallpaper and I said "you decorating Jock?" he said "no, moving".
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    Topdog
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    England Male Posts : 21257
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    Post by Topdog on Sat 24 Sep 2011 - 20:03

    You can stop laughing "how much, too bloody much"
    Went in a shop in Leeds and left my change behind, the woman banged on the window with sponge.

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