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    Scotsman tries to use twin's passport.

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    Campbell Brodie
     
     

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    Scotsman tries to use twin's passport.

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Sun 14 Jul 2013 - 9:09

    After getting through security, he was dobbed in by somone who knew him...  Canarian weekly




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    Re: Scotsman tries to use twin's passport.

    Post by Mcqueen on Sun 14 Jul 2013 - 9:23

    Double trouble  
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    Re: Scotsman tries to use twin's passport.

    Post by Perfectspecimen on Sun 14 Jul 2013 - 9:43

    Harsh penalty that. Anyone else would do the same. A passport is a worthless document. A chip in the neck would be much more ideal, at least you cant lose it but it would last for life wouldnt it, no money for government in that idea then. What happens when foreigners come in here with false/stolen/no passport? We give them money, housing and free translators and tell them they cant work, ffs, instead of kicking the chancers out immediately.
    That ID card came up on the telly again recently, liberal twats saying its against our human rights, what bollux, every other country has them. No ID, no liberty. Simples.



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    Re: Scotsman tries to use twin's passport.

    Post by 3rdforum on Sun 14 Jul 2013 - 21:28

    I agree with Vince. Everyone to be chipped at birth and chip updated with any criminal convictions.. no more passport queues. Stop the scumbags crossing borders with no background checks. Win win if you ask me.

    A Lithuanian woman and her 8 year old daughter was stabbed to death 3 weeks ago, half a mile from my dad's house in Kerry. Guess who the suspect is??? a Latvian man with over 40 convictions to his name in his own country apparently   






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    Re: Scotsman tries to use twin's passport.

    Post by Perfectspecimen on Sun 14 Jul 2013 - 22:09

    Well where to start.......I dont believe for a minute they are all scumbags, they are simply economic migrants. They come because they can get a better lifestyle here. But it needs to be reversed as soon as possible. We need to make sure native kids are fully employed first. A whole generation is now growing up with no hope of being useful members of society simply living on benefits and breeding the next generation of no-hopers. I heard some twat on the tele this morning saying that the South East has a housing crisis and we should be building new homes for housing benefit claimants!:What?: For fecks sake where do these idiots get their ideas from? There is also a problem with trying to get all these new arrivals school places for their kids. I know, lets build new schools........NO! If they want education for their kids they should build their own fecking schools and not expect us to pay for it. Heard stories of classes in London with the kids speaking 19 different languages! Would you want your native kid attending that school? Of course not. So British people in London now have to pay to educate their kids in a decent private school. Wrong way around!
    I will pause for breath, your turn Reg.



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    Re: Scotsman tries to use twin's passport.

    Post by Mcqueen on Sun 14 Jul 2013 - 22:24

    Dont set me off  , I have been trying to find where abouts round here they are camped out, then i will sit and watch until the early morning burglar shows up, then i will tell the police where to find him. Yes i know they are busy people because i keep seeing them drive into our cul-de-sac and drive out again, WTF they hope to achieve by that i dont know,
    Now if one of them was stabbed or even beaten up all hell would break loose and he would be caught in 5 minutes, If the imported people realise that the police arnt fit for purpose they will just carry on getting better and better at it, I have said before the police are the biggest waste of money in the UK, even worse than the NHS and that is saying something,
    Did i tell you i was threatened with arrest if i didnt supply them with another disc of the burglars mush off my cctv, captive audience me, I have zero respect for them at all ever in this world, i wouldnt cross the street to help one, they can go get fecked for me, If i catch an import in my house i will stab him or her to death without thinking about it, With resonable intent of course,
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    Re: Scotsman tries to use twin's passport.

    Post by Perfectspecimen on Sun 14 Jul 2013 - 22:38

    Vigilante got found not guilty of murder in the States today. Black kid was screaming for help whilst getting a bit of a slap and then peeps heard the shot...........Not Guilty then.   Hopefully they will find you an equally un-biased jury in Leeds Reg........But I suspect not,,,,,,,,take care.



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    Re: Scotsman tries to use twin's passport.

    Post by 3rdforum on Sun 14 Jul 2013 - 23:04

    Yeah, I don't think they are all scumbags but the chips would show up those with criminal history and these should be prevented from crossing the border. Don't mind anyone coming to my country if they add to the economy and adapt to our way of life






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    Re: Scotsman tries to use twin's passport.

    Post by Adam Mint on Mon 15 Jul 2013 - 13:19

    Funeral today, I'm not going, didnt realy know the guy, just an old codger who drank in the local, actually he was probably not that old, just looked it, seemingly he was the black sheep of a pretty wealthy family, got a weekly allowance, drank and gambled it all, lived about five hundred yards from the pub, he's going home, gets mugged, now this guys always so drunk he would give you his money if you asked him, the bas#ards kicked the life out of him, seemingly two have been arrested, don't know who they are, fu#k all in the newspaper about it...
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    Re: Scotsman tries to use twin's passport.

    Post by Mcqueen on Mon 15 Jul 2013 - 14:16

    Yeh but crimes down 57%   Its all bull shit, Not much crime is reported, But they can go on about a kid that was stabbed 25 years ago, Kids get stabbed everday, never hear that do you,

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